Lust Vampyres - Von Trell and Mewy Harker

I love it when I stumble onto a lewd game I had no idea existed, and that is exactly what happened with Lust Vampyres - Von Trell and Mewy Harker. This is a fantastic lewd RPG that I feel is honestly so close to being perfect! I had a blast with this as I got a massive kick out of how goofy and silly the story was, but the turn based RPG combat had way more depth to it than I was expecting. Plus, the whole package is wrapped up with these absolutely fantastic visuals that are truly gorgeous and even offer some very sexy animated XXX scenes!

No Rest For The Wicked

There are some stories that just click with you from the start, and that is exactly what Lust Vampyres - Von Trell and Mewy Harker did for me. The basics here are that we have these two famous monster hunters, who are Bon Trell and Mewy Harker, and this hot pairing is in desperate need of a vacation! Only before they can even fully relax for a moment, they are thrust into another wild and horny XXX adventure. What I think really makes this is just how over the top it all is. Much of the stuff that happens here is completely insane, but the way the game just embraces it makes it so much fun! I also think that the fact that the game does not overstay its welcome also means the story stays fun, without getting old.

Some Real Meat On Dem Bones!

I knew before I played the game that Lust Vampyres - Von Trell and Mewy Harker was some kind of lewd RPG, but I was honestly very impressed by just how deep this was. There is an impressive progression system that is built around learning new skills and leveling them up, and there is this very cool turn based combat system that I feel walks the line of being tough, but also a lot of fun perfectly. Granted, some skills seem overpowered and others useless, but it never affected my enjoyment of the game. There is also a bit of exploration and kind of puzzle-solving here that I think is fun, but this aspect of the game does have a pretty glaring issue.

Highlighting The Obvious!

Ok, so this could just be a me issue, but this is something I felt I had to address, and it is my main gripe with Lust Vampyres - Von Trell and Mewy Harker. There are a bunch of things that you can pick up as you progress through the game, ranging from healing items, stuff for upgrades, and so on. However, items that you can pick up are never highlighted, and as a result, I missed a bunch of stuff early on in the game, as I thought that it was not important or even just some kind of background decoration. Sure, have some stuff that is hidden, but things like healing items and other basic necessities I feel should be highlighted or have some kind of glow to them, making it obvious you can pick them up.

A Cat Lady And A Hunky Dude

I had so much fun with the visuals of Lust Vampyres - Von Trell and Mewy Harker, Mewy Harkey is a cute, furry style of lady who has a cat look about her, and Von is this hairy barrel-chested hunk! The characters that you deal with during your adventure are all over the top with their designs, and I found this to be just an absolute ton of fun. When you do a move during a battle, you will often see an animation. For example, you press spank as Von and an animation will fly across the screen of him delivering a spank! It is all very cool and fun stuff, and there are a ton of hardcore XXX scenes as well, which are very well done. However, despite this, the gallery kind of glitched for me and would simply not work, but I have not heard anyone else complain about this, so it could have been user error on my part.

Pros:

• I thought our two heroes were a lot of fun
• There is some very quirky and silly writing here
• The turn based combat was challenging, but fun
• This game gets in and out before it overstays its welcome

Cons:

• I do wish I could have actually used the gallery
• The non-highlighting of important items was annoying

Lust Vampyres - Von Trell and Mewy Harker is an adventurous turn-based ero-RPG that introduces you to the peculiarities and privileges of monster hunting. Go on vacation with the famous monster hunters. But can there be a vacation with enemies of a large number of whole species? Find out for yourself as you embark on a dangerous and overly sexually intense adventure. How can one witch's potion affect monsters and humans? This is where every encounter can become a pretty close call.

Game Pros:

• Animated erotic scenes after each playthrough
• Travel the world and look for ways to send hunters on a legitimate vacation