Sex, Please

Sex, Please
a game by Evil Boobs Cult
Platform: PC (2024)
Editor Rating: 8.3/10, based on 2 reviews
User Rating: 9.0/10 - 2 votes
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Sex, Please
Sex, Please
Sex, Please
Sex, Please

I have played a lot of strange porn games, but I would honestly have to put Sex, Please up there as one of the weirdest. I will warn you right of the bat, this is a horror game and also a porn game and it does not skimp on the horror and disturbing stuff. This game does not hold back and I would honestly think about if you have the stomach for the more extreme side of fetishes before jumping in here. I was legit shocked by some of the crazy stuff that was happening here, not just the sex stuff, but the horror elements that the game has as well. How many other games have you fighting for your soul inside of a sex shop?

A Trash Streaming Icon

The story of Sex, Please is fantastic and something that I just wanted to know more and more about as I progressed through the game. We play the role of this guy who is what the game calls a trash streamer. We do all kinds of kinky and extreme sex acts and our fans just cannot get enough. Turns out that neither can we and we want to get more subs and in turn more money. We have the great idea to sneak into a sex shop and do a live stream from there where the viewers can get us to use all of the kinky items that they have in the sex shop.

A very Special Viewer

The twist of Sex, Please is that one of the viewers turns out to be a demon and this demon wants us to put on a more extreme show. Hey, who are we to disagree with the dark one who wants to see us take ourselves to the extreme? Oh, if he is not entertained, he very well may decide to take our soul! This is just such crazy and awesome stuff. I know that it is hardcore, extreme, and not going to be for everyone, but I was hanging onto every word as I had to know what was going to happen next. I have played a ton of lewd games and I cannot think of any others that are like this.

Pain For Pleasure

The gameplay of Sex, Please is all done in the first person. You need to move around the sex shop, looking for items to play with so that your viewers are happy and so that you can release yourself. Much like the story, we have a twist here and that is we are pulled into a dark and demonic world and we have to try and pleasure our way out of it. The gameplay is rather unique in that it is sort of like a puzzle as you try to figure out what you should “play” with in order to make sure that your viewers are happy with what you are doing. I guess you could say that it is quite simple as far as the gameplay goes, but the whole weird vibe of the game makes it feel like some kind of fever dream.

An Extreme Deal With A Demon!

It is very hard to compare Sex, Please to other porn games as this is so freaking strange in every regard. The stuff in the sex shop feels kind of “normal”, well as normal as pulling various sex toys and dolls off a shelf to have fun with for your viewers can be of course. However, when you go to this demonic dark world, it looks like something out of the Dead Space games or even one of the Hellraiser movies as it is so brutal and evil looking. It makes for a very unique kind of experience and while I did not find any of this sexy, it left one hell of an impression on me that is for sure.

8.5

You know, I do not think I can truly put into words the kind of experience you get with Sex, Please. This is a very unique game and something that is certainly going to gross a lot of people out. However, if you do like horror, especially if it is more sadistic and messed up horror like Hellraiser which I mentioned before, I think you may get a kick out of this. The thing is, while it is extreme and brutal, I found the story being told here to be fascinating.

Pros:

  • The story had something that truly grabbed me right from the start
  • There are some very messed up situations here
  • The first-person gameplay feels very immersive
  • I cannot think of any other lewd game that is like this!

Cons:

  • The game is still being worked on as I write this
  • Some people are going to find this a bit too much on the weird and extreme side!

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PC

System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

Game Reviews

Holy crap I was not prepared for what Sex, Please was! I love horror and I love lewd games, but this takes things to a whole new level. Now, the game as I write this only has a demo and I will 1000 percent be back when the game is complete. However, this is so extreme and weird that I feel having a demo may actually put some people off. It is a first-person kind of experience that is sure to test your tolerance for pain and pleasure! If you want a crazy XXX experience that is going to be something you remember for a very long time, this is honestly going to be hard to top!

Getting Those Likes And Subs!

The premise of Sex, Please is that we play as a “trash steamer” a guy who is all about getting off and doing sexual stuff on camera to make money and for the thrill of it. He has a great deal of how to get more subscribers and make more money! He is going to go to a sex shop and have fun with the toys that are in there. He is sure people will lose their minds watching him in this sex shop that he should not be in, playing with the toys that people want him to play with.

A Deal With The Devil

To be honest, I think that right there would have been a fun premise for the game to have. However, Sex, Please has a very sinister kind of story going on. We take more and more requests from our viewers, but things start to get weird and extreme, and before we know it our very soul is at stake as we make a deal with the dark one! This is pretty extreme stuff, but man did I eat this up. By the time I got to the end of what the demo offered, I was mad! Not because I did not like it, but quite the opposite, I needed to know what was going to happen next as I was so pulled into this XXX dark world.

One Toy At A Time

While there is not a ton of gameplay in Sex, Please right now, what is here works and works well. The idea is that we are in this sex shop and there are a whole bunch of toys that we can play with. It may start off simple with stuff like a blowup doll or even a dildo, but people want more and more extreme stuff and we soon get the attention of a “viewer” that is really going to test our limits. It is kind of like a puzzle game if I had to describe it in a “normal” video game tense.

Going To The Underworld!

Sex, Please is a very interesting looking game. The sex doll is creepy as hell, but that just sets the tone for how creepy this game can get. The sex shop is well designed and I liked all the little details that were in the game. It is very XXX and does not shy away from the hardcore stuff, nor does it take all that long to start getting extreme. The twist though is the hellscape which looks pretty terrifying and awesome. What I have seen so far looked great, but I did see some stuff in the trailer that I did not encounter, so I am excited to see what more is going to be added.

8

I can see Sex, Please being a game that is going to be something of an acquired taste. I am a big horror guy and get a kick out of weird and messed up stuff and that is certainly what this game is all about. I am really digging the story and setting of the game and even the gameplay is fun and has a bit of depth to it that I did not expect. However, I can see some people being turned off by this and find it just too weird. If the trailer seems too weird, trust me, the actual game is even weirder, but that is what I loved about it.

Pros:

  • I am loving the direction this game is going in
  • It has a great premise for a story
  • The way the story turns into horror is very well done
  • It has some interesting “puzzle” gameplay tying it all together

Cons:

  • The demo is a bit on the short side
  • I embraced the weird stuff, but I would get why it may not click with some folks

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