Sakura Gozen

I think that Sakura Gozen is the kind of game that has no middle ground. You play this lewd RPG for 10 minutes, and you will either be laughing your ass off and having a great time, or you will not click with it at all and right there and then know this is not the game for you. For me, I am most certainly in the camp of those who the game clicked with, and I will fully admit that it was our main samurai heroine and her giant boobs that kept my eyes glued to the screen!

A Heroine… With Some Problems

Our main character in Sakura Gozen is a huge-boobed samurai called Sakura. Sakura is a very interesting character in that she is actually a very badass samurai, but her skills have not been needed as there has not been a war in a long time. Due to this, she has made some rather, lets just say interesting decisions that have caused her to lose her home and all of her samurai weapons! She is really at a loss, but while taking a stroll around the red light district, she meets a young woman by the name of Suzane, and this is where her life could turn around.

Taking The Castle

With the red light district being part of Sakura Gozen, you probably already have a good idea of what part of the story here is about. However, I found that the story had a lot of cool elements to it. For example, Sakura takes on Suzanne as her trainee, and the two of them are training to compete in the Castle Tournament so that Sakura can get her life back and show everyone that she is not a total screw-up. Of course, she needs a little money to make this happen, and that is really where the lewd aspect of the story comes into play. Hey, I get that it is not for everyone, but I really did have a lot of fun with the story here.

Sure, I Can Do That For You And Do You As Well!

If you have played any kind of lewd RPG before, I do not think that there is anything here in Sakura Gozen that is going to take you by surprise. You take on various jobs for the people in the town, some are horny as you would expect, but some are a little mundane too. There is a progression system here, too, but the most interesting aspect is the time-based battle system. This is a solid battle system, but the game gives you an out, as you have an instant-kill option that is very easy to abuse. I would not say that it spoils the game or anything, but it does take the challenge out of the combat, and without that, I do think the game loses a little bit of its appeal, so I would recommend not using this a great deal.

Two Big Reasons To Keep On Playing!

Ok, the pervert in me is coming out here as I have to tell you that the thick, huge-boobed body of Sakura was what I loved best about Sakura Gozen. This is just such a great-looking game with a super hot main character. Sure, Suzane looks too young, but at the end of the day, they get away with it due to how over-the-top and anime the whole thing looks. There is a lot of pee play here, so that is something to be aware of. However, I found most of the XXX scenes to be a whole lot of fun. Speaking of fun, there is just something very quirky and charming about the presentation of the game…. And there are those huge bouncy boobs, of course!

Pros:

• How can you not love Sakura?
• How can you not love Sakura’s massive boobs?
• The story is very silly and over the top
• The gameplay was far better than I was expecting

Cons:

• The pee stuff happens quite a lot
• While I liked it, I can see why this is not for everyone