Dress-up Warrior Walder

Dress-Up Warrior Walder is a short gay themed lewd RPG where you play as a big hunky dude on a quest. To say that this is a short RPG is a massive understatement as I beat the game in under 30 minutes. But, I am not classing that as a bad thing, this was a short and sweet and pretty fun gay lewd RPG. For me, the enjoyment you get out of this game is going to all depend on how hot you think our big buff beefcake of a warrior is and I think that he is pretty hot.

A Special Quest For The King

To say that Dress-Up Warrior Walder has a bare bones story is the understatement of the year! We get a quest from the king and we are told that we need to dress for the occasion. It is kind of like in the game, Hitman where you sometimes have to dress for certain missions, but here we play as a hunky dude. You chat with a few characters, but there is never any real development in the story or any real substance here, it is basically an excuse to go from one naughty scene to the next.

One Real Super Sonic Bad Dude

The main character that we play as in Dress-Up Warrior Walder is awesome. He is the most over the top big buff dude that you have ever seen. He reminds me of a cross between the guys from the game Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja and the main character from Sonic Blastman. I know that is a very specific description, but I think that it fits. The thing is, this guy should have way more personality, they should have made him this big dumb over the top hunky He-Man/Johnny Bravo kind of character, I think that would have been really fun and helped this little lewd RPG stand out.

Dressed To Impress

Dressing for the occasion is pretty much the only guidance you are given when you play Dress-Up Warrior Walder and it is quite fitting. There are many different costumes that you can get our hunky guy to wear. These range from stuff that I guess is pretty normal like a super tight-fitting white t-shirt and stuff for actual quests like a chef's outfit and stuff that is a little more out there like a helmet that looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. It is fun to dress him up in all this gear, but I do think the game could give you more direction in regards to what outfit you need as I found it to be a lot of trial and error, which brings us to the gameplay.

Buff Is The Stuff

Dress-Up Warrior Walder is a very basic lewd RPG that has the gimmick of needing to dress our buff hero up. You will need to walk around the small map, find items, dress him up and get into a few basic turn based battles as well. Without a guide, you are probably going to get very stuck as the game gives you pretty much zero direction and tells you very little. However, with a guide, this takes no time at all. I think if I did not have the guide I probably would have stuck with it as dressing the hunky dude up was the best thing that the game had going on, so the allure of finding more clothing for him was always there.

Pros:

• You play as a hunky blonde dude
• This guy is seriously ripped
• The clothing dynamic is kind of fun
• I beat the game before it overstayed its welcome

Cons:

• There is not much to the story or the gameplay
• If you do not find the MC hot, there is absolutely zero reason to play this game