CUCKOLD SIMULATOR

After I had played CUCKOLD SIMULATOR sent my friend Charlie a text that just said wow! This game is hilarious, I mean who even comes up with stuff like this? This is a 3rd person ”adventure” game where you play as a “beta male” whose whole life is just about making money so his wife, her boyfriend, and his kids can have a good life. He is just so pathetic, but he kind of seems happy in this sad little role that he has.

Living The Life I was Born To Live!

The “plot” of CUCKOLD SIMULATOR sees us playing as a guy with no name and no chin! From what I understand this is a play on some kind of internet meme and culture but knew nothing about that and still got a chuckle and a kick out of this.

Our main dude basically lives to serve his gross wife, her boyfriend Tyrone, the eldest son DeShawn and the baby DeShawn Jr. None of the kids are actually his, but he has to care for them anyway. The game has a plot where you have to try and make money for the wife, but Tyrone ends up arrested and he needs bailed out.

The Life Of The Cuck

In CUCKOLD SIMULATOR you actually have more things to do than you would think. You have a job that you need to go to in order to make money so that your wife and her “bull” can live the good life. You need to take care of the kids, even though they do not respect you. You can surf the actual internet which is pretty fun and there is even a games console which is a fun play on the Nintendo Switch, here you can play a game called, Cuck Souls which is a play on Demon Souls. In all, it is short, but there is certainly a lot to keep moving you forward. The game is in early access and there is more to come.

Rough On Purpose

The presentation of CUCKOLD SIMULATOR is a tad on the rough side, but this is very much a budget priced game so we can forgive it for that. It looks late a later PS2 game or perhaps an early PS3 game, but that does have some charm. The wife is gross and the boyfriend is your typical alpha male type. I do wish the game had some voice acting as the story is all told through text. It is funny, but I think having some voice acting would have made it even more amusing.

Pros:

• It is based on a popular internet meme that I was not cool enough to know about
• Some of the writing is hilarious
• There is way more to do in the game than you would think
• There is a second part to the story that is coming

Cons:

• This is a very short game
• There are some racial undertones here that some people may not be ok with