Creepy Girls Auger Stalker

I am sure that some of you will be able to relate to my experience with Creepy Girls Auger Stalker. You ever played a game where you are just kind of dumbfounded in regards to how you feel about it? That was my experience with this game, I played as much as I could and I had no idea what the hell was going on, but there was something (well two huge things) that just kept me compelled to want to keep playing to see what the heck would happen next.

So, Am I Missing Something?

The premise of the story actually sounded awesome. Creepy Girls Auger Stalker is about a woman called Gina who may or may not work at the diner all day, if you believe Jon Bon Jovi. Anyway, one of Gina’s friends, a woman called Jessica, was captured by the evil Creepy Corp, and they did stuff to her, and Gina had to go and save her. As I was reading this, it made me think that this was some kind of sequel and that there was another game I should have played first, but I could not find anything that made me know for certain this was the case.

A Villain Called Blue Balls

When I was reading the story of Creepy Girls Auger Stalker to try and get a better idea of what I was getting into, as soon as I read that the villain of the game was called Blue Balls and that he had a special “penetrator” weapon and a bunch of monsters to do his bidding, I knew that I had to play this. I cannot say for sure, but I do suspect that AI had a helping hand in this story, as it is one hell of a wild ride that makes very little sense. The basics from what I could gather were that we were trying to protect our big boobed friend Jessica from this dastardly Blue Balls!

Someone Give Me A Sign!

Gameplay wise, Creepy Girls Auger Stalker is a bit of a mess right now, but to be fair, this is a game that is very, very early in development. They say this is a demo, but I would say that this is like a pre-alpha build of the game. You have a motorbike that you can zoom around the city on, and you need to find enemies to defeat, and I am sure there are some actual goals and tasks that you need to do. However, I felt like I had pretty much zero guidance, and I just ended up riding around until I found something that seemed interesting. To be fair, what I did worked well enough; I was just never sure what the game wanted me to do or what the point of it all was.

Hot Or Not?

The character models in this game are crazy. If you love over the top, thick babes, you will get a kick out of the ladies in Creepy Girls Auger Stalker. They have massive boobs, huge asses and when she is riding on her bike and you can see that huge butt, it is awesome. However, there are some strange things too. You meet your friend sitting on the bed, and at first she looks hot, but then she has white eyes, and her shoulders seem like they are way lower than they should be. This is a very strange looking game; it has some stuff that I really do like, but it has a very “AI” look about it, as the strange stuff truly is very bizarre.

Pros:

• Hey, those boobs are huge and that is awesome
• If you love huge asses, you will love these round mounds!
• The story is so freaking weird, but it was so weird it was fun
• Seeing her on the bike from the back was so hot!

Cons:

• There is nothing really to this game at all
• I would wager that this is heavily made with AI and that is why it is so weird