SPLATTER SCHOOL

While it may not be perfect, Splatter School is a lewd game that I got a real kick out of as it reminded me (and I am sure many of the rest of you) of a certain old school game series. This is a lewd side-scrolling action game and one that I think with a bit more polish could easily be like a 9/10 kind of video game. I had fun with this, but I will be the first to admit that I did have to overlook a few things in order to have as much fun with it as I did. If you can do this, I am sure you will have a good and very gory and sticky time with this game.

That’s Why They Call This Splatterhouse!

Before I get into the meat and potatoes of what Splatter School is all about I have to talk about the elephant in the room and that is the title. Clearly, this is a play on the epic Splatterhouse series which I loved in the arcade, loved even more on the Sega Genesis and I consider the 2010 Splatterhouse remake to be one of the greatest horror games of all time! Anyway, I think if you are a fan of those games you will appreciate this more as it is a fun and very XXX take on that series.

What The Heck Is An After School Nap???

The premise of Splatter School is something that I thought was a great deal of fun. We play as a high school chick who is having an after school nap. Firstly, I love the way it says this like an after school nap when you are in high school is a regular thing, if it is I sure as hell have never heard of it. She is rudely awoken by the alarm at school and she discovers that her classmates are being devoured by these evil monsters and now she needs to fight her way through the school to save the day or at the very least, save her own ass. It is not super story driven, but I got a kick out of it all and found it to be more than enough of a reason for me to be killing all these demons and monsters.

Jumping And Kicking Saves The Day

Look, Splatter School is a kind of clunky game as far as the gameplay goes. You walk from left to right, killing anything that gets in your way and every few levels you have a boss to fight. The game has a real old school soul in the way that enemies have a pattern and they stick to it, that is something I liked, but once you know their pattern, they never do anything new. The game gives you some items to use like a pipe (just like in Splatterhouse) However, I found the items to be more limited as you cannot jump and attack, honestly, you can cheese your way through the whole game with the jump kick and the hitboxes on the enemies are very generous so the game is very easy. It is not bad or broken, but it does feel like it needs more polish.

The Green And Sticky Stuff!

Splatterhouse was known for being super violent with blood and goo all over the place and it was awesome. Splatter School takes that to a whole new level, but as well as monsters doing violent and evil things, they are ravaging this poor chick in every way that they can. While I like the 2D style of the game and the grotesque monster designs which I think are very fitting for a XXX take on Splatterhouse. I will say that the actual sex in the game was more gross than sexy and did nothing for me. I actually found the way our MC’s dress would lift up and we could see her panties to be the hottest thing in the game.

Pros:

• I liked the way this was inspired by Splatterhouse
• The chick is very cute
• The game is very hardcore with its XXX monster porn
• I got a kick out of its old school soul

Cons:

• The game is rather clunky, easy, and certainly needed more polish
• I found most of the XXX CGS you unlock to be more gross than sexy

SPLATTER SCHOOL is a game that holds a very special place in my heart. Have you ever come across a game and thought that the developer made it just for you? That is the kind of relationship that I have with this game. I have played through this many times and I always have a blast. I love gory horror movies and games and of course, I love lewd games too so when something like this is able to smash all that blood and guts together with hot chicks wanting to bang. Well, that is something I call a recipe for success!

One Of The All Time Best

What initially made me want to play SPLATTER SCHOOL was that in your face all caps title. I am a massive and I mean massive fan of the Splatterhouse series. I loved Splatterhouse 2 on the Sega Genesis or Sega Mega Drive if you prefer and in my humble opinion, the 2010 Splatterhouse reboot is one of the most criminally underrated games of all time. In a just world, that gave would have had at least two sequels by this point. There is no way that the developer of this game was not a huge fan of the Splatterhouse games series, there are just far too many similarities for it to be a coincidence!

She Should Have Stayed Asleep!

There is not a ton of story going on in SPLATTER SCHOOL, but there is more than enough to make you want to kick the ass of a whole bunch of gross looking monsters that is for sure. There is this cute chick who is just trying to catch a few minutes of sleep before she heads home when she is rudely woken up by the school bell. Turns out that this is not to signal the end of a class or something like that. Nope, monsters have taken over the school and all of her classmates and teachers are being ripped to shreds and ravaged by whatever the heck these things are.

Blood Hitting The Wall

I like the old school soul that SPLATTER SCHOOL has going on as far as the gameplay goes. The basics are that we need to walk from one end of the level to the next, pretty much killing anything that gets in our way before it can kill us or do something worse to us, what is worse than death…. Oh play this and you will know. You start off with a small box cutter, but you can get other weapons like a pipe which is satisfying as hell to use and also a clear homage to the Splatterhouse games series. There are bosses to fight and like the bosses of old, they have patterns that you need to learn in order to defeat them. I will say that the game is a tad on the easy side as you have this jump kick move which is very overpowered as it has a huge hitbox, making it so easy to abuse this move all the way to the boss.

Nothing Sexy Here!

If you want to play a porn game that is going to turn you on, I do not think that SPLATTER SCHOOL is the game for you. This is more gross than it is sexy, although the main character is super cute and her panties may or may not be there for you to see when she jumps. However, the real star here is the grotesque creature designs, these yucky looking monsters look even grosser than those you would find in a Splatterhouse game and I love it. There is blood, guts, and these gross green stuff all over the place when you kill an enemy. The XXX content is very hardcore as these creatures and all their gross tentacles will ravage our poor chick if they manage to get their hands on her!

Pros:

• I loved it when her panties would flash, the hottest thing in the game
• The gameplay has a real kick ass and old school feel about it
• I liked the premise of the story
• It is awesome that they were inspired by the Splatterhouse series

Cons:

• It is very easy to abuse the jump kick in the game which makes it easy
• I did not find the game sexy as the monsters were so gross looking

Splatter School: Side Scrolling Ero Guro Hardcore Action is an erotic guro horror that tells about parallel universes where every moment is like a nightmare. High school student Jessica fell asleep in class and slept through the closing of school. This led to the violation of the only strict rule of the school and now the girl is forced to be in a parallel universe, where the most terrible incidents are happening.

Together with Jessica look for a way out, following the changed corridors of the school. Avoid meetings with the local inhabitants, otherwise Jessica will be very rudely and terribly punished.

Pros of the game:

• A huge number of guro-animations
• Travel with the heroine and solve puzzles to find the way out