Measuring My Cum

How can you see a game with a title like Measuring My Cum and not want to check it out? The title is pretty much spot on too as that is really the main theme of this lewd visual novel. I actually remember playing this a year or so ago and I was sure it had been abandoned, but I am very happy that the developer kept at it as this is a fun adult visual novel that I played all the way through. It is not perfect, but I 100 percent feel that there is way, way more good than bad in this game.

Worried About My Wiener!

The premise of Measuring My Cum is pretty much in the title. We have a young dude who is having some trouble with his equipment below the belt if you know what I am saying. Turns out that the way to make sure that things are as they should be is by him blowing a load and measuring it each day. Thankfully, he has a smoking hot mom who is willing to help her son out here. On the surface, this is an incest style story, but I think that it does have a little bit more depth than you would expect, but there is one big problem!

Who Are You Again

The mom in Measuring My Cum had the potential to be such a great character, but I feel that the developer kind of took the easy way out. She has a dominating personality, but she is also clearly dealing with some kind of issues/trauma from her husband. However, they have given her this very strange memory loss gimmick to basically make her want to ravage her son. I think that they could have done a bit more here, to be honest with you. It is not bad or anything like that, I just think that there was potential for something a bit deeper.

The Mom To End All Moms

While the writing of the mom in Measuring My Cum may not be perfect, her design sure is! This is one of the sexiest milfs that I have seen in a lewd visual novel in quite some time! I was very impressed with her design. She has a bit of a mature look about her, but she still has a fantastic body, a great set of boobs, and a mound that looks like it was trimmed by a real professional. However, despite the mom looking as great as she does, the animation in the game is a little jerky for my liking. Although I will say the scene in the bathtub where she bends over right in the dude’s face was epic!

Short, Sweet And Full Of Sin!

As I have mentioned multiple times already, Measuring My Cum is a lewd visual novel game. This is a game where the developer clearly had a story that they wanted to tell and they were going to tell it. This means that what we have here is a very linear kind of lewd visual novel. To be honest, I think the lack of meaningful choices works in the game's favor as it does keep things more structured. Plus, the game is not all that long so it is not much of a time sink which is something I like.

Pros:

• The mom is so hot!
• I found the whole premise of the game to be pretty fun
• The game has lots of lewd and suggestive images
• It does not ask for much of your time

Cons:

• The animation is not the smoothest
• I wish that they added a bit more depth to the story rather than the memory loss thing