Haydee 2

There's only one way to gauge the initial reactions of Haydee 2. That would come in the so eloquent speech of a frat boy - it's 'asstastic.' The game is a Metroidvania homage to the classic games of the early console era - but with a twist. It's almost inherently meant to be controversial. It did lead to questions if there was going to be a decent game under its provocative visuals.

So why is Haydee 2 ticking the wrong boxes, you ask? The blatant sex appeal is what immediately stands out. The suggestive character models and their corresponding physics argue that this game is only trying to put a chubby in your chinos. However, players resonate that there is actually a tricky game under the oversaturated female protagonists.

That's a Lotta Bounce...

Those who remember the first Haydee will be pleased (or unpleased?) to know that Haydee 2 is just as 'asstacular.' Nothing much has changed from the original. You'll play as what appears to be a disposed-of sex robot that faces platform-esque obstacles to fight her way out of a sterile warehouse. Naturally, there will be combatants along the way to challenge your escape.

Despite the boorishness of the Haydee franchise - the game was actually quite the ticket for a hardcore gamer. The appeal comes not from the skimpy female character. But the fact there is little to no direction. It's up to the player to figure out the puzzles and neutralize opponents to progress to the end - no handholding at all.

Haydee 2 follows in the same vein - understanding that this game is not for your average audience. You'll run, jump, swim, and climb through the levels with suggestive camera angles. Puzzles will be solved, and fights will be had. The stark differences are found in the more bare character, change in enemies - and more combat than brain teasers.

It's worth noting that most people will find Haydee 2 unappealing for one reason or another. It might be too testosterone-driven for many - or mainly obnoxious without any narrative or direction. Those seeking a tricky platformer will easily find the game a cult classic, though. If anything, Haydee 2 knows where it stands.

Coming to Conclusions

It's understandable why Haydee 2 will be fobbed off immediately. The main reason being its tacky visuals and almost identical art style to Portal. Another that the player has no instruction on what to do. However, if you can get into the groove - Haydee 2 is about as challenging a platformer as they come.

Pros:

• A surprisingly challenging platformer that engages focused players
• Puzzles are well-constructed
• Focused gameplay that knows where it stands

Cons:

• Highly-risque character design
• Assets are near carbon copies of other franchises
• Very unintuitive for an average gamer