Goblin Lord Wants Me to Become a Virgin Wizard by Managing the Brothel!

It is impossible to look at a title like Goblin Burrow Manager and not, at the very least, wonder what the heck this is all about, especially as the alternate title for this is Goblin Lord Wants Me to Become a Virgin Wizard by Managing the Brothel. What we have here is an XXX management game that has quite a few interesting mechanics and a story that is a little bit different than what you usually get with these types of goblin porn games. I had fun with this, and I think with just a little bit of refinement, they could have one of the better porn management games here.

The Virgin Wizard

Ok, so I know I just said that the story in Goblin Lord Wants Me to Become a Virgin Wizard by Managing the Brothel! is a little bit different, but the core of this goblin tribe is the same as it always is, and that is grabbing hot babes so that the goblins can impregnate them and build their goblin army. Where this one is different is in that there is a bit more lore about this goblin tribe. You see, if a goblin stays a virgin until a certain time, they can actually become a goblin wizard, and as we are a virgin, we are given this goblin brothel to run. It is a neat idea that never goes too deep into it, but I thought it was pretty cool and unique.

An Honest And Hard Day's Work

If you have played a porn management game before, you will find some things in Goblin Lord Wants Me to Become a Virgin Wizard by Managing the Brothel! very familiar. You have different rooms that are designated for different things. For example, there is a place where the slaves are kept, a breeding room, a birthing room, a milking room, and there is even a room made for BJs, which I thought was hilarious. Most of the core gameplay is dragging the goblins and the women to the designated areas. Eventually, you get into the swing of things, and a good flow starts to happen where you are pumping out new goblins at a pretty quick rate.

The Smooth And Rough

The thing with Goblin Lord Wants Me to Become a Virgin Wizard by Managing the Brothel! is that the game has some great mechanics and one of the best tutorials I have ever seen in a lewd game. It easily explains all of the gameplay mechanics to you, and each time you click on something new, it will explain what it is, what it does, and what you need to do. The thing is, there is a little bit of jank to the game. The camera stutters around, and you cannot move it during sex scenes. This is actually a gameplay issue, as a slave can die from too much sex, but it can be hard to click on her to get the sex to stop, due to the camera positioning. It is the kind of game that is like 75 percent great, but that remaining 15 percent that needs some work can be a bit aggravating.

A Lair Fit For A Goblin Tribe

Let me tell you, presentation-wise, I love what the developer has done with Goblin Lord Wants Me to Become a Virgin Wizard by Managing the Brothel! This is a great-looking game; the goblin brothel, lair, or whatever you want to call it, is dark, dingy, and kind of gross-looking, just like you would imagine it to be. The goblin designs are a lot of fun and range from a big fat goblin to one who I think looks a bit like a Gremlin. The XXX content is decent enough, and it is pretty funny when you have like several stocks next to each other with a chick locked up in one, and then the goblins are just going to town on them. Still, while it looks good, I would not say that I find the gross goblins banging chicks all that hot.

Pros:

• I thought the premise of the story was interesting
• The managing of your brothel is fun
• The tutorial system this game has is great
• I liked the dark and dingy look of the game

Cons:

• The camera can sometimes be an issue
• I just think that the game needs an extra little bit of polish