Doraemon X

The big question here is am I going to hell for playing and laughing at Doraemon X? I am no stranger to a lewd parody, but this has to be one of the weirdest I have ever come across, who sees this big fat and weird blue cat and decides to make a lewd video game about them? To be honest, I found this game pretty damn funny, I am not sure if I was supposed to find it funny or sexy, but I certainly got quite a few laughs out of this during my short playtime with it.

Damn It Doraemon What Have You Done Now?

The whole Doraemon series is weird in general and the plot of Doraemon X is pretty damn weird as you would expect. The game has Nobita as the protagonist, just like in regular Doraemon and Doraemon has given him this strange gadget that he does not know what to do with. Now, Nobita is no stranger to Doraemon giving him weird things or advice or just being around, but this gadget has something very odd about it and Doraemon needs to head to the future to figure it out, leaving Nobita all alone.

Turning The Horny Up To Nine!

The gadget that is causing all of this trouble in Doraemon X is something that turns his lust up to about a 50 on the lust scale! Now before you get completely creeped out by this, Nobita has been aged up here and the game makes sure that we know he is 18 and not just some punk kid. Instead, he is a punk young adult with a raging erection that needs satisfying and he is willing to bang anyone in the house to satisfy his lust!

Trying To Be Funny?

There is not much in the way of gameplay in Doraemon X as it is a very basic lewd visual novel, you just go with what it wants basically. The thing is part of me thinks that this whole game is all done for laughs as it is just so weird and the translation is like it is intentionally bad there is a bit that says something like “I will not waste my sperms!” and that had me cracking up. There is nothing sexy at all about the Doraemon series and I think that the game plays into this. If it is actually trying to be sexy….. wow is all I have to say about that.

That Cartoon Style

Much like the story, the visuals in Doraemon X are more funny than they are sexy. I like the basic art style they have gone for here, if anything it adds to the humor of the game. I do think that some animation would have been cool, but I still got a kick out of the way the game looks. Granted, watching an 18 year old Nobita trying to bang his mom and suck her boobs is kind of weird and not sexy at all, but it was still pretty funny to see and at the end of the day, this game I am certain is made to be a parody so I tip my at to the developer for the fun visuals.

Pros:

• This is a lewd game set in the Doraemon universe!
• As far as lewd parodies go, this is one of the weirder ones I have played
• I found most of this pretty damn funny
• The lewd art is actually done quite well

Cons:

• The game is not sexy at all
• There is pretty much no gameplay here, it's more like a kinetic visual novel