Cow Girl Maid's Milk Cafe

As soon as I saw Cow Girl Maid's Milk Café, I knew that I had to check it out! You put big tiddy cow girls in your game, you better believe I am playing it. This is a lewd…. I guess I would have to say simulation style game, as you do technically run a café, but I think this is also kind of like one of those “idle games,” as a lot of what happens here is automated, and you are kind of like a passenger. Still, the amazing and downright awesome visuals were more than enough to make me want to keep on playing.

Becoming A “Small” Business Owner

The premise of Cow Girl Maid's Milk Café is something that I think is a great deal of fun. We play as a guy and we have opened up a milk café with our two big tiddy cowgirl… friends/companies/bang buddies, employees or whatever you want to call them! We need to get more cowgirls to work for us, as we need their milk, and we also need to make sure that we have all of the resources for our business. The translation here has been criticized, but I was able to follow along, and I was quite impressed with some of the character interaction stuff that went down here.

Takin A Ride With A Cow Girl

Look, I have to talk about the best thing that Cow Girl Maid's Milk Café has going on, and that is the visuals. This game looks fantastic, and if you are like me and are a real horn dog for big tiddy cow girls, you will get a huge kick out of this! The game has these amazing sex scenes, and granted, there are only a couple for each cowgirl; however, when you unlock one, it always feels like a massive treat as they are so well done! There is also a lot of great pixel art in the game too which may not be as awesome as the main lewd scenes, but it was still something that I thought was well done, and it did make the game pretty charming.

Want Some Milk In Your Coffee?

On the surface, and when I tell you all of the things that Cow Girl Maid's Milk Café has going on as far as the gameplay goes, you will think this is a pretty deep and engaging management sim style of game. You need to make sure that your cowgirls are “milked,” as that is the reason people want to come to your café. However, you also have to try and earn the affection of your cowgirls, so there is some dating and social sim stuff here as well. You also need to head out to find resources and battle monsters to get said resources. To be fair, there is a lot to do in the game, and the progress is a bit of a slow burn. To be fair, I can see why this is not going to be everyone’s cup of tea, but I thought that it made getting a lewd scene feel even more rewarding.

My Milking Hands Need More To Do!

The thing with Cow Girl Maid's Milk Café is that this is a game that does not really let the player do much. It is mostly just pointing, clicking, and then waiting. For example, there is combat in the game, but you just send the cowgirl out; she will either win the battle and get what she needs, or she will lose because she is not strong enough, meaning you have to grind her up a bit more. I feel like if they gave the player a bit more direct control, especially with the combat stuff. It would have really broken things up and made the game feel more interactive. I am not saying that this is a bad way to go about making a game at all, but at the same time, I can see why some may find the lack of real interactivity to be a bit on the boring side.

Pros:

• The game has cowgirls with huge boobs and that is awesome!
• I found the story and characters to be pretty charming
• The XXX content is something that I thought was amazing!
• If you love hot cowgirls, you will get a huge kick out of this

Cons:

• The gameplay does not really give the player much to actually do
• This is a real slow grind kind of game