Sword of Ryonasis

When you’re on the hunt for a side-scrolling adventure to sink your time into, you consider a number of factors before you commit to one title. You might look for a game that offers Metroidvania style backtracking aspect to its format. Alternatively, you might like a game that uses a 2.5D art style such as Klonoa 2: Lunatea’s Veil done so beautifully. However, you may in the small collective of gamers that look for something a little more gory, more sexual and explicit. Well, Sword of Ryanosis does all this and more, making it an ideal choice for fans of brutal hentai.

This game plays rather like any 2D side scrolling adventure such as Klonoa 2: Lunateas Veil, Tomba or the bonus levels from the Crash Bandicoot series. However, instead of focusing on platforming and using a cartoonish and whimsical art style, this game uses a much more mature tone with a hand-drawn anime art style and gameplay mechanics that focus around combat above all else.

Behind The Times

The games art style and general presentation is the first thing that will grab your attention but sadly for all the wrong reasons. The art style uses a hand-drawn anime approach with backgrounds that belong on GBA titles making up the rest of the environment. The character models are generic, rough around the edges and unnecessarily juvenile in their dress sense and their animations. This is to be expected of a hentai based game but even with that in mind, it’s poorly done.

The UI is the only part of the presentation worth any praise at all really. It’s simple, gives the player all the info they need and doesn’t clutter the screen with a mass of content. This would be a much more poignant point to make if there were something worth looking at behind the HUD. All in all, it’s a visual display akin to a poorly made flash game.

Provokes Players Without Warrant

Players are open to dark and gritty twists and turn in a story. Hell, within this genre they are more open than most. However, when you have a game that lets the player to spike, rape, amputate, purify and rape again after all these heinous acts, its more than enough to turn off even the most open-minded and easy-going players. You could argue that its a game for a niche brand of player but that would suggest that some amount of thought went into this game.

The gameplay is also downright terrible. Considering how far games have come in the last two decades, it baffles us just how someone can release a game that is so basic in nature. You walk from left to right, you can do a series of attacks and animations and the goal is to not take hits and get to your next destination. This is like an even more primitive Streets of Rage in this respect and let me remind you, that game was made in the 1980’s.

Juvenile Drivel

This game is as close to garbage as you are likely to find out there in the world of gaming. It would have scored higher if the story was in any way palatable, it would have gained points if the gameplay was better than a cheap flash game.

Pros

• The somewhat palatable art style
• Uncluttered UI

Cons

• Brutal and juvenile story and content.
• The gameplay is laughably basic

As far as side-scrolling lewd action games go, Sword Of Ryonasis: Kirsch In Lewd Labyrinth is right up there as one of the best that I have had the pleasure to play! This may only clock in at around 30 or so minutes, but it is an action packed and super fun 30 minutes that saw me wanting to jump straight back in for a second playthrough. If you love 90s style action games and you also have a thing for huge boobs and a big fat ass, you are in for a real treat with this game, I can promise you that!

I Think I Get It!

The translation of Sword Of Ryonasis: Kirsch In Lewd Labyrinth made it a little hard for me to fully understand what was going on, but I think that I got the basics. We play the role of a hot rookie female knight called Kirsch. A platoon/squad or whatever you want to call it of knights was swallowed up by this dungeon, which is home to an evil god! Only our busty heroine Kirsch and the special and magical Holly Sword can save the day here. Look, a story in a game like this is not needed, but I do applaud that they at the very least tried to tell a fun fantasy story here.

Total Control

What I loved the most about Sword Of Ryonasis: Kirsch In Lewd Labyrinth, apart from her jiggling boobs and ass of course was just how well Kirsch controlled. I have played many other lewd action games that have more floaty controls, but that is not the case here. Just walking from left to right feels great, and her jumping and the various attacks that she has all feel very great to use. She has this one spinning kick move that reminds me of Orchid from Killer Instinct, and trust me, that is a very good thing. The core control here is great, and I think that is what ultimately makes this such a fun game to play.

Taking It To Them

The core gameplay here is great, but the way the game is structured is perfect for this kind of game. You make your way through the several stages, taking down enemies as you go with your sword. As well as the sword, you can also use magic, but this is limited and will need to be refilled. If you get taken down, you have to crawl back to your sword, but if an enemy gets you before you do, they get to ravage your body. The progression in the game feels great, and it has the perfect blend of challenge, but never to the point where it feels unfair or too frustrating. I managed to plow through this in one sitting, and I truly did have a fun time. For a game like this and for the mechanics that it has, I feel the playtime is ideal.

Swinging That Sword All Day Long

Not only does Sword Of Ryonasis: Kirsch In Lewd Labyrinth play great, but this is one of the best looking 2D action games I have ever played. Kirsch is nice and thick, and I love her animations. From the way she jiggles when she walks to the way that she shows off that big butt of hers when she uses her sword. She is a perfect 10, and you thick girl lovers will be very happy with her design. The enemy design here is pretty cool too, as you have some gross looking monsters, and of course, they will have sex with her if they manage to get their hands on her. To be honest with you, even if you took away the nudity and the actual sex and just had her in her little revealing outfit, which is no more revealing than Kitana from Mortal Kombat II, I would be just as impressed with the visuals of the game.

Pros:

• Kirsch is an absolute dream babe!
• The gameplay is very responsive and feels great
• I got a huge kick out of seeing her jiggle
• From start to end, this is a fantastic lewd 2D action game

Cons:

• The translation of the story was hard to follow
• Most of the monster sex scenes are more gross than they are hot