Sumotori Dreams

What's Funny About two drunk men stumbling around one another, trying to push their inebriated enemy to the floor before falling over backwards themselves, and then repeatedly trying to get up but failing? The answer is 'a lot'. Now, remove the, "Oh I hope they don't hurt themselves and/or randomly turn on me" factor of reality, and you're left with Sumotori Dreams, a game in which two animated fighters stumble about like hilarious alcoholics.

It's all done procedurally with a physics engine, meaning that the file size is a measly 86Kb. Move forward and try to push the other guy down, but once somebody's won, just watch the Al try to right itself. It so desperately wants to stand and face the other combatant to bow honourably, but thanks to physics they can rarely manage it, instead flailing their arms wildly while trying to balance, jit's slapstick freeware at its best, and probably the funniest 86Kb ever, if you ignore all jpegs of cats, that is.