Sex Motel

You know, I was going to say that Sex Motel is a sex simulator game, but I think what we have here might be a new genre altogether! This could very well be the very first sex safari game! I say that because this is an exploration game where you are walking around, watching other people having sex. You know, a documentary style game like this with some David Attenborough style narration would be freaking hilarious! If you want to have fun watching others bang, you cannot go all that wrong checking this out.

Where Is This Motel?

Let me start with the story, and that is nice and easy, as Sex Motel does not have a story! The idea of the game is that we have this motel that operates purely for people to check in to have sex. There are over 20 rooms, a basketball court and an office and each place here has people screwing. We get to pick our character, but it honestly does not matter at all what our character looks like, as they are more just our avatar as we walk around and observe all the sex that is going down.

And In This Room We Have…

You play Sex Motel from the third person, as I said, you have a little bit of freedom when it comes to picking your character, but it really does not matter. There are 21 rooms for you to explore, and each room has some kind of sex going on. It could be a husband and wife, two chicks going at it, a gangbang, you never know until you open the door. I got a kick out of how the people just did not care, and they let you go in and watch them. There is also a big basketball court that has about 20 people in it, just going to town either on each other or solo. The funniest thing here was that I was on the upper level, and I somehow managed to jump down as if I were Spider-Man!

Lay Off The Coffee

As I said, Sex Motel is a 3rd person game, and having full control of a person and being able to walk around and watch people have sex is pretty fun. However, I do wish that there was more interaction going on here. You cannot actually join in on the action; you are just there to watch. Also, the camera in this game is very twitchy, so much so that I found it pretty jarring to move it around, but if you do not, you constantly end up with it not being where you want it to be. You may be asking, “So you just walk around and that is it?” and I would have to say, yes, that is pretty much all there is to the gameplay.

Taking Off!

The presentation of the game is not bad at all. Pretty much any kind of sex you could want is here, and I liked how I never knew for sure what I was walking into each time I would come across a new room. Sex Motel has a kind of PlayStation 3 era look about it. The characters look decent enough, but there is just something a little off about everything. The strangest thing is, this caused my PC and I was using my desktop, not even more modest laptop, to sound like a jet engine. It must not be optimized all that well, as it really did make the fans on my computer go into overtime!

Pros:

• There are many different rooms with people having sex
• It is kind of kinky the way you just bust into a room and watch
• The idea of the game is kind of fun
• This is ideal if you want a game that is just pure sex!

Cons:

• The game caused my computer to run really, really hot
• There is not a ton to actually do as far as gameplay goes