Sage's Cravings

Sage's Cravings is a fun lewd shooter that is also a parody of a popular free-to-play game that I will be honest and say that I have never actually played. With that being said, I am probably not the ideal person to be talking about this. However, I do like lewd games, I do like shooters and I do like sci-fi so the game does have a lot of things I like about it so I decided to give it a try and see if I could get into it and I actually did. As far as I can tell, this game is still very much a work in progress, but what is here is fun stuff and I have found myself coming back to it a couple of times.

A Game I Need To Try!

Ok, now I am going to warn you Valorant fans here, this may be hard to read. Sage's Cravings is a lewd parody of VALORANT. The free-to-paly first person shooter game that is very popular, but for some reason, I have never given the time of day. I have seen a stream here and there and I do have a friend that says I would like it, well perhaps the best compliment I can give this game here is that it has made me want to check out the source material.

All For Some Soup & A Sandwich!

As I am not familiar with the ins and outs of the VALORANT lore, I am sure much of Sage's Cravings charm was lost on my ignorant ass. However, the basics of what are going down here are that we play as a character called Yoru and we are fighting off these robots that have gone haywire so that we can have a safe area to cook in so that we can win the favor of a hot sci-fi babe that is called Sage…. I am sure it is a lot of fun if you know these characters, but I still managed to get a kick out of the quirky sci-fi goings on that were happening here.

Bots At The Edge Of My Screen!

The gameplay on offer in Sage's Cravings is a lot of fun and quite unusual for a lewd game. We control a little dude at the bottom of the screen and the screen will fill up with these crazy robots. We have to move the cursor around, shoot them, and kill them all to complete the stage. We earn credits that we can then use to buy better weapons that will help us as we progress through the game. The only issue that I had and as the game is still being worked on and fine tuned I am sure it will be fixed, is that when a robot is right at the edge of the screen, I had way more trouble shooting it than I felt like I should be. It did become frustrating for me if I am being honest.

A Fun, But Quirky Kind Of Style

As I have said multiple times, I am not familiar with VALORANT so the character designs in Sage's Cravings are something that I have to take at face value. I like the character portraits and the little bits of lewd content that I did see tickled that lewd sci-fi thirst I had. I do have to say that I got a massive kick out of the way the character we controlled looked like they were made with Paint while in the shooting section, it just added a lot of quirkiness and charm to the game which made things more fun.

Pros:

• It is a lewd parody of VALORANT that I am sure people will love
• I liked the fun sci-fi story and setting
• It has some nice visuals
• The shooter gameplay has some serious potential

Cons:

• Shooting enemies at the edge of the screen can be frustrating
• A bit more lewd content would have been nice