Oral Sex Shop

Let me start by saying that you can see all that Oral Sex Shop has to offer in around five minutes. That, my horny friends, is not a typo; what we have here is a very short lewd game that is designed to be played in a quick burst if you get what I am saying. At the end of the day, there is no substance here at all, but sometimes you are in the mood for something that does not require much brain power, but you also want it to be pretty hot too! That is exactly the kind of thing we have going on here. For me, this is the kind of game that is fun to play, in between other larger, more time-consuming, and mentally demanding games, if that makes sense.

Straight To The Action

If you think that there is some kind of long story at play here in Oral Sex Shop, you are very mistaken. The idea here is that this is a quick stop and blow kind of establishment where gentlemen come in to get some oral pleasure, blow their load, and then leave. That is pretty much all you need to know about the premise of this game. To be honest, I think that it kind of works for what they are going for here. They could have just had nothing, but I think the idea that this is some kind of shop or brothel that specializes in oral sex is kind of fun.

Back, Back, And Forth, And Forth

When it comes to gameplay, there really is not a whole lot to talk about here with Oral Sex Shop. The game has you moving the mouse from left to right to control the blow job. There is no real skill here; you find the groove pretty much right away, and you just keep at it until it is time for the money shot to happen. This, along with the actual blow job are the only gameplay element at play here in the entire game! You can choose if you want to finish in her mouth or on her face. I guess you could argue that this means there are technically two “endings” to the game, but that is really just about it as far as actual gameplay here goes. I do not mean this to sound harsh, but this is way more of a time waster than it is an actual game. Also, if you got my Wu-Tang Clan reference in the heading, you are cool, and we can be friends.

A Nice Little Touch

While there is not a ton of gameplay here in Oral Sex Shop, the game does give you a few options that you can screw around with. You can change the design of her eyes, which I guess is more of a presentation thing than a gameplay one, now that I think about it. However, you can also change the mouse sensitivity, not sure what the point of this is, as I never noticed much of a difference, but it is here. To be fair, I feel that the developer more than achieved what they set out to do with this one, and it would be harsh for me to be too negative about it.

It Does What It Says It Does

Much like the gameplay, there is not a ton going on with the visuals of the game either, but I do still think that Oral Sex Shop is a good-looking game. The chick is very easy on the eyes, and as I said, you can change the design of her eyes. I like how large and in your face she is as well. The dude, on the other hand, looks super weird; he has this very strange-looking penis. It is not small, but it is very thin, like so thin that this is clearly a design choice that the developer wanted to do. Hey, I am not saying it is bad, but it certainly sticks out. One thing I do have an issue with is our finishing options. As I said, you can either finish in her mouth or on her face, but I think that on her boobs should have been added as its own option, instead of kind of being lumped in with the face if that makes sense, sure it ends up on her boobs if you pick face, but a boob only option would have added a little more variety.

Pros:

• The game is not asking for much of your time
• The chick is nice to look at, and you can change her eyes
• You have two ways to end the session
• This is a fun time-waster in between other games

Cons:

• You can see all that it has to offer in five minutes
• A third finishing option on her boobs should have been included