Lovely Craft Piston Trap

If you want an awesome sex simulator, Lovely Craft Piston Trap is the game for you! This thing is awesome, and the crazy thing is, as I write this, it is not even fully complete yet! While this is best described as a sex simulator, I do like that the developer included extra bits of gameplay to make it feel more like a game. Of course, as you can probably already tell from the title, this is a lewd parody of one of the biggest video games of all time, and that is something that I got a massive kick out of.

Steve Got Horny!

Just in case you did not realize, Lovely Craft Piston Trap is actually a Minecraft porn game. There is not a ton of story here, but the basic gist of what is going on is that Steve got horny and, rather than building another castle, helping out the villagers, or dealing with Endermen. Steve decided that he would use his new redstone to build a fancy new piston contraption with the sole purpose of banging all the mobs in the land! Hey, I enjoyed the Minecraft movie, but if they had included something like that, perhaps it would have been even better!

A Little More Personality

While I would not say that there is a ton of story in the game, Lovely Craft Piston Trap does have some bits of dialogue thanks to the two very busty chicks, one being Alex and the other a hot cowgirl, that you get to trade with as you progress through the game. The trading system lets you use the items that you find/mine for from the different biomes. I get that some people may say that this is just padding to extend the life of the game, but I actually liked this aspect and felt that it added more gameplay and made me feel like I was actually playing a game and not just watching sex scenes happen.

Now That Is A Machine!!!

The main aspect of Lovely Craft Piston Trap is, of course, the banging! You have a piston machine that can bang the chicks as they are bent over, and you can either have this working automatically or you can actually control it. Controlling the machine is not as easy as you would think, and it takes a while to get the rhythm down. There is a selection of mobs and different ways that you can bang them, but they are always in the same, bent-over position. Trying to give them the ultimate pleasure is what you are striving for here, and to be honest, this is one of the more addictive sex simulator games that I have played. There is a decent amount of content here, but the developer has a pretty large roadmap with a whole lot of stuff planned.

Hot Mobs

When it comes to Minecraft porn games, not many can touch Lovely Craft Piston Trap as far as the visuals go! Sure, you could argue that all of the mobs are in the same position, but I honestly do not care! The quality of the characters and the smooth and super-hot animation are spectacular and make this one of the horniest Minecraft games you will ever play. As of writing, there is a great selection of mobs, ranging from Alex to the freaking bee, and you can have fun with them in many different ways thanks to your piston machine! The biggest surprise for me with the game was the sound, as I was not expecting there to be voice acting, and the voice acting just adds even more personality to the game!

Pros:

• Alex has never looked hotter than she does here
• The game looks amazing with incredible animation
• I liked how they added extra elements to the sex simulator gameplay
• This was just a ton of fun to play

Cons:

• As of writing, the developer has a lot of content they still want to add
• It can be tricky getting the timing of the piston machine down at first

I am going as far as to say that Lovely Craft Piston Trap is one of the best Minecraft porn games ever made and one of the most fun sex simulator games in general!

Doing What It Does Best

I first played this game a little while back, and each update has just made it better and better. Granted, apart from Steve getting horny and wanting to use his piston machine to bang mobs and friends is about as deep as the story gets. When it comes to Minecraft porn games, there is just something so charming about the simplicity of things here. There are many different characters in the game, but it is not like they have a personality. Still, we all know that this is not the type of game you come into, expecting a good story!

Putting It To Work

While Lovely Craft Piston Trap is best described as a sex simulator game, it does have some actual gameplay going on here. You have Alex and another hot chick who will trade with you. You trade the items that you earn as you progress through the game, and you can then get new accessories to use on the characters; these range from attachments for the actual piston sex machine to sex toys that you can manually control. Speaking of which, you do have a decent amount of control over the sex scenes. I actually liked that there was a little more to the gameplay than just pressing play and watching the scene happen; I felt like I was part of what was going on.

Smart Alex

I have played a ton of Minecraft porn games over the years, but this one is up there as having the hottest looking Alex I have ever seen! They do not go for the typical Minecraft boxy look; these are all smoothly drawn, kind of anime-looking characters, and the way that they take something like a Creeper or a Minecraft Bee and turn it into a sexy babe is phenomenally well done. The game is super hardcore too; you see one of the characters bent over, and then you just get to go to town on them! It is all smoothly animated, and I also loved how they had these very horny facial expressions while it was all going down.

Pros:

• I think I am in love with this version of Alex
• There is a great selection of characters to play with
• The game looks fantastic, but it is actually fun to play too

Cons:

• I cannot seem to find a straight answer on whether there is more content coming
• Some may be put off by the Minecraft tie-in