Grolokk

I knew that Grolokk was going to be a game that clicked with me right from the start. That is not an exaggeration either. The first part of the game legit made me laugh, and I knew right then that I was in for a wild ride. This is a lewd RPG that is not taking itself too seriously at all, and that is why it is so much fun, well, that and those truly gorgeous XXX visuals. However, this game also has it where it really counts too, as it is actually a whole heap of fun to actually play.

Rising Up In A Goblin World

Goblin porn games are certainly in no short supply these days, but I hand on heart would put Grolokk up there as one of the very best as far as the story goes. The basics are this: our main character is, as the narrator puts it, a rather lacking and ugly goblin who is nothing more than a foot soldier, or even cannon fodder. However, he rises up and becomes his very own goblin warlord, and he is out to make as much for himself and his troops as he can…. Including lots of hot human babes!

Make Me Smile, Make Me Laugh

So many lewd games have a forced sense of humor, but that is not the case here with Grolokk at all. The humor here is very dry, and it made me laugh multiple times, right from the very start. The writer here is very, very talented, and the whole thing was so wacky that you just bought whatever weird thing would happen next. The thing is, this is so, so good that it makes it way harder for me to tell you that the game actually got abandoned and it does not have a full, conclusive ending, which is a real shame as I am sure this writer could have come up with something hilarious and very fitting.

Goblin See, Goblin Do!

Ok, so while some may see that Grolokk is made with RPGMaker and think that this is going to be just like all of the rest, that is not the case at all. Sure, this may not be reinventing the wheel as far as lewd RPGS goes. However, the quest system, the combat system, and the general progression in the game are all done very well, and while the game was never fully finished. What is here is very well done, and I found that it was very addictive trying to track down and find more chicks to add to our group. Also, the whole managing your goblin buddies thing that the game has going on was a lot of fun too, and helped add a little bit more depth to the overall gameplay.

Cheeky, Cute And Sexy

I love and I mean love the presentation of Grolokk. The actual game is done in your typical top down RPGMaker kind of style and it has a ton of personality, some of the locations actually remind me of something that could be in a Masters of the Universe game. I think the actuall character portraits and the sex scens are some of the best I have ever seen in a goblin porn game! The chicks are just awesome and so much fun, I also think that this along with the goblin being an ugly dude and the hilarious writing make the XXX content even better. This is one game where I would love to see some kind of scene viewer so that I could check the art out at my own pace. Hey to be fair, there could be a way to do this, but I could not get it to work.

Pros:

• Our goblin warlord is a fun character
• I loved all of the chicks in this game
• The writing is legit funny
• The game is just great from start to the unfinished end

Cons:

• The game is not finished
• The sense of humor may not click with everyone

Grolokk is an erotic RPG with turn-based strategy elements that sends you into the world of one common goblin raider. Cannon fodder and one of the many green warriors that are sometimes killed by passing knights for fun. And our ordinary goblin was just that, except that one day the knights left their armor behind. Of course the goblin stole it, what questions can there be? Now the goblin in the eyes of the tribe has become a warlord and as the new ruler he is going to rob villages and take human women.

Pros of the game:

• Travel around the world and collect materials for pumping
• Animated erotic scenes