Erotic Train

As of me writing this, I am 99 percent sure that there is no English translation for Erotic Train. Still, as someone who has an interest in lewd pixel art, the game did catch my attention, and the fact that I could find so little about this game made me want to check it out even more. The thing is, this is more of a sex simulator game than it is a full-on video game, as there is not a ton of substance to what this is. Some may even say that it is more of a lewd pixel scene viewer. I am not saying that this is a bad thing, I just want you to have an idea of what you are in for, before you jump on board this horny ride down the tracks.

On The Midnight Train Going Anywhere

With Erotic Train being all in Japanese, I was not able to follow the story, but the synopsis of what this is all about is pretty easy to find. Basically, we play as a little pixel guy who is on a train, and for some reason, no one can tell we are there, and we can use this to our advantage to have sex with all of the chicks that are also on the train. I have no idea if there is some supernatural element at play here or if we are just in the shoes of some kind of opportunist deviant!

Taking The Right Steps

There are some stats at play here in Erotic Train, or at least I think they are stats as you have a screen with a bunch of information on it that seems to change as you interact with the women on the train. They start off rather tame, but as whatever these stats are build up, you get to have sex with them. That is all there really is to the gameplay, and once you have banged all of the chicks on the train, you have done all that the game has for you to do. That is why I feel that sex simulator or pixel porn viewer is the best way to think of this game, it is not the kind of thing that is going to give you a deep gameplay experience. However. that is ok with me, as sometimes you just want a lewd game to be quick, easy and get straight to the XXX stuff!

Do Not Lol At The Bratz!

In my humble opinion, part of the reason as to why there is not a ton of information out there about Erotic Train is because of the character designs. This has gone for a rather quirky and weird design to its characters, and as a result, they kind of look like a blend between Lol Surprise Dolls and Bratz! That does make this more creepy than it is sexy, in my opinion, as the characters just look so odd. I can get a kick out of weird looking games, but sometimes, things can look just far too weird. To be fair, the quality of the animation and the pixel art in general is well done; it is just the style that they have gone for that did not click with me at all here.

The Great White Whale

For me, one of the main reasons that I was so determined to check Erotic Train out was that there was so little about it online. As a lewd scene viewer or pixel porn game, it is ok, but nothing spectacular. It is just one of those games, I wanted to play to check off the list, which I did, and now I can move on. To be honest with you, sometimes you need a quick and easy experience like this in between other lewd games to cleanse the palette, before jumping into another game that is more demanding of your time and energy.

Pros:

• I do appreciate the effort with the pixel art
• The animation is pretty well done
• If you enjoy pixel art porn, you may get a kick out of this
• Even untranslated, the game is very easy to figure out

Cons:

• Those character designs may look far too weird for you
• There is not much here to the gameplay and you can do it all in a few minutes