Elf Girl Pinball

I love virtual pinball, and I love hot babes, so Elf Girl Pinball seemed like it would be perfect for me. Off the top of my head, I cannot actually think of another lewd pinball game that I have played. You know, with how far along virtual pinball has come, you would think that there would be far more pinball porn games out there. Anyway, this is a fun and charming game that is not taking itself too seriously, and if you want a fun, arcade style experience, you can easily waste away a few hours smashing balls against these hot elves!

What Even Is This Place???

I have no freaking idea what is actually going on with the story in Elf Girl Pinball, but I mean that in a kind of complimentary way. We find ourselves in a house in the woods, and it looks like there is a pinball table for us to play, only this table is home to a collection of elf girls and one weird, dragon/demon chick, too! Can we earn enough money to get to have sex with them? That is pretty much the entire gist of the story; there was an introduction to the elf chicks at the start, but it zoomed by way too quickly for me to take it all in. Still, I got a kick out of this, and it feels like it is all done in a very tongue-in-cheek kind of way.

Balls, Babes, Big Prizes

At its core, Elf Girl Pinball requires us to get coins by playing the virtual pinball tables. The twist here is that the obstacles are not just bumpers, spinners, and other such stuff that you would see in a Star Wars Pinball or something like that. There are actual elf babes in the table and their boobs, ass and vag are part of the table. You need to hit the ball into them and other things to complete the objectives. If you have played a virtual pinball game before, you will get the hang of it pretty quickly. Everything revolves around the coins that you earn. You use these to buy sex scenes, new positions, and so on, and that is what is ultimately driving you forward.

Home Sweet Home!

That reference will make sense in a second, you see, Elf Girl Pinball appealed to me because I love hot babes, but I also love virtual pinball, I played the hell out of Crue Ball (I freaking love Motley Crue!) on the Sega Mega Drive back in the day and there was Super Pinball Behind the Mask for the SNES that I rented too. The thing is, virtual pinball games have come a long way, and stuff like Zen Studios Pinball FX 3 has the most insane and real physics imaginable, so much so that playing some of those older titles is a little hard. With this game, you have some floatier, more arcade style pinball physics, and I do think that it takes a while to get used to, if you are used to the more realistic pinball physics that modern games offer.

The Bounce And The Slap!

No matter how many times I managed to have the ball hit an elves boobs or butt, the jiggle along with the slapping sound that Elf Girl Pinball made got a chuckle and a smile out of me. This is a very fun looking game. I love the cute elves, and I love how bright and colorful it all is. I also liked how each table was split into parts so that you would get a fuller view of the table, and the way the ball would move between the upper and lower playfields was very seamless. There are unlockable sex scenes that are a lot of fun, but I honestly got a bigger kick out of the boobs and butts that were sticking out of the pinball tables!

Pros:

• I liked our collection of cute elvish babes
• The way the ball would hit their boobs and butts was hilarious
• This can be a pretty addictive, arcade style experience
• I liked how there was a lot of variety to the tables

Cons:

• The ball physics are a bit on the floaty side
• You do have to enjoy pinball to have a great time with this