Aristocunts

| a game by | Miel, and Norn |
| Platform: | PC (2020) |
| Editor Rating: | 7.5/10, based on 1 review |
| User Rating: | 10.0/10 - 1 vote |
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| Updated: | May 7, 2026 |
| See also: | Eroge, Hentai Games, Anime Games, Adult Visual Novels, Big Boobs Games |
The title of Aristocunts really did catch my attention, plus the gorgeous anime XXX artwork looked awesome, so I knew that this was a game I needed to spend some quality time with!
It’s In The Game
The story here starts off really strong. We play the role of a normal guy who ends up sucked into his favorite anime game, a game where a bitchy princess called Elizabeth tries to put you in your place! Using your knowledge of the game, you end up having her submit to you, and then the two of you set your sights on her mother, the super hot, but even more evil, Mirza! This was fun stuff, and while I do think it loses some momentum as it gets to the end of the story, it is still a fun premise that I got a kick out of.
Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time!
As Aristocunts is a lewd visual novel, you will probably not be all that shocked to hear that this game does not have a ton of actual gameplay. You do get to make a few decisions as the story progresses, but for me, these felt very surface-level and like the story was going to go the way it wanted, no matter what I did. Also, this is a pretty short experience; you can easily plow your way through this…. Along with Elizabeth and Mirza in one sitting. Thankfully, I do feel this works to the game's advantage, as the story is a bit stretched thin as it is.
A World Worth Being Trapped In
While I could do without the pregnancy and the peeing stuff, this is still a great-looking game. It has a very anime look in terms of the exaggerated character designs, especially the huge boobs, and with how bright and colorful everything is, too. It may feature a couple of more extreme fetishes here, but it is nothing that you have probably not seen before, and peeing is probably the most extreme of what this has. At the end of the day, if you like huge tiddy anime babes, you will probably like the art style this game is going for.
While it is not perfect and I could not see myself playing this again, Aristocunts was a fun ride while it lasted, and I got a kick out of the premise of the story and the exaggerated art design.
Pros:
- The story had a fun premise
- Our two mean babes were very hot
- I liked the anime vibes the art had
Cons:
- The story loses steam the longer it goes on
- Some of the fetishes are an acquired taste
Download Aristocunts
- Mega - aristocunts-v1.2.7.zip
System requirements:
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP








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