VR Stallion

Let’s face it: the moment those fancy VR headsets came out and let players immerse themselves into their games almost seamlessly, we knew where it was going. VR Stallion is the kind of game you think most people would conjure as a joke, but it has a surprisingly solid tech foundation that makes it worthy of admiration (and perhaps a bit of fear).

As the name implies, in VR Stallion, the only objective is to interact with the “stallions.” Yes, those stallions – breeding horses. Don’t worry, there are plenty of regular, human women involved, who presumably enjoy the company of their equine companions a bit too much.

From improved character models and animations to a plethora of new customization options, VR Stallion VR 2.3 makes the game even more complete than ever. If you ever jumped into a random furry map in VR Chat and thought to yourself “Damn, this game really needs some realistic horse members,” then VR Stallion is most definitely the game for you.

The Joys of Experimentation

More than just a game, VR Stallion is a tool for VR enthusiasts. While games like Honey Select 2: Libido delved into the capabilities of VR for erotic games, this game fully embraces them. What I mean is it’s clear this game was made with virtual reality in mind, and you simply don’t get the same experience playing it in 2D.

While the locales are a bit barebones – expected from such a young project – one thing I really appreciate about VR Stallion is how performance-friendly it is. If you’ve played a VR game before you know how power-hungry they are, and there’s nothing more nauseating in VR than a choppy framerate. You won’t find that in VR Stallion.

Growing Pains

VR Stallion is a game in constant evolution. Now, the game sits at version 2.3, which adds a healthy selection of new features for players to explore. As I mentioned before, at the moment, you’d be hard-pressed to call VR Stallion a “game.” It’s still more like a tech demo.

However, that doesn’t mean the developers are leaving VR Stallion as abandonware. Far from it. With constant updates and a clear roadmap, I’m happy to report that VR Stallion is strong as a horse, which is great news for those players who like to horse around. I’m running out of horse-related puns, so please bear (or bronco) with me, okay?

Nothing Like It

Enjoy or not, there’s nothing even remotely close to VR Stallion in today’s VR gaming landscape. Even if the subject matter is somewhat “off-putting” for some players, I think this sort of experimentation is great for emerging tech like this. I mean, how else where we going to determine how realistic horse members would look in VR?

With some surprisingly detailed animations, a clear roadmap, and an impressive degree of player interaction, VR Stallion VR 2.3 is on its way to becoming a powerhouse in the erotic VR scene. I mean, a draft horse. There, one more horse pun. I still got it.

Pros

• Tons of detailed interactive animations
• Intricate character models with great attention to detail
• Solid roadmap including a story mode and more to come

Cons

• Still very barebones
• Minor glitches and clipping in some animations

Ok, I have been playing porn games for years, and VR Stallion is one of the most shocking that I have come across. I swear, if I say something is very, very extreme, you know that it has to be bad! Still, if you are like me, when someone warns you that something is bad, it just makes you want to check it out even more to see if it is actually as bad as people are saying that it is. At its core, what we have here is a sex simulator, and if that is something you are interested in, keep on reading to see if this is for you.

How Did We Get Here

From what I played, there is not a ton of story at play here in VR Stallion. Look, I will get straight to the point here: a cute chick banging a horse! That is what this game is all about, and I fully understand that there will be many, many people who will read that and say that they are out and this game is not for them. However, I am someone who has to look and see if it is as bad as others are saying…. And let me tell you, this is pretty bad and something that is probably going to haunt my nightmares for a very long time to come!

How Real Is Too Real?

One of the issues that I think may be a stumbling block for many who are playing VR Stallion is the visuals. These are not bad; if anything, they are too good, and the developer has gone for an ultra-realistic style, which is both good and bad. Good, because it is impressive how real the horse and the chick, as well as the barn, look. Bad, because, this is pretty horrifying stuff if I am being honest. The chick is super cute. Seeing her naked, getting turned on, and playing around with herself is fun stuff, but there is another star here, and that is the horse, and it is the horse that is just too real.

Could Have Done Without Seeing That

In sticking with how realistic VR Stallion is, that horse is just frightening. He has his massive horse dong that for some reason, our chick cannot get enough of playing with. However, they actually bang, and that is not even the worst part of this whole nightmare situation! You see, the horse banging her is one thing, but for some reason, in sticking with the realism, you get to see this chick… hmm, how do I put this as eloquently as possible? You get to see the aftermath of what happens to the chick's vag after this horse has been inside her… why? Why is this something that the developer felt they had to do? How can I go to sleep at night without seeing this image in my mind???

Two Hands Required

Ok, I have not played VR Stallion in VR. I just screwed around with the desktop mode, my VR headset is in a cupboard in a box, with a crap load of stuff on top of it, and…. Look, you don’t care, and I am just stalling here, trying not to have to talk about the nightmare fuel that this game is. Anyway, the gameplay is quite clunky. I think they want it to be sort of a mini-game, like with how the playing and screwing go, but I was just clicking around on the characters, and eventually, I would trigger something, and we would move on to the next scene. Hey, I am sure there is some kind of method to the madness here, but I found I was able to get by with just random clicking.

Pros:

• Hey, the chick is cute
• It is impressive how real the horse looks
• This is a game that I will never EVER forget
• You can troll your friends and convince them to play this

Cons:

• Why did I need to see that wrecked vag???
• This game will haunt my nightmares for at least the next three years