Paintings Thief

The first good thing that I can say about Paintings Thief is that this game offers a free trial so you have nothing to lose by checking it out. This was a game that attracted me because of the gorgeous looking lewd artwork. However, this is actually a solid little lewd adventure game with a little bit of RPG elements sprinkled on top for good measure. It is a game that I think deserves to have more eyes on it so that is why we are talking about it today.

A Fool And His Awesome Painting Are Easily Parted!

The catalyst for the events that take place in Paintings Thief are not actually because of our main character, Marcia. You see her husband is a very talented artist and he has created this breathtaking piece of work that is to be sold for a huge sum of money. The only problem is that her husband is a freaking moron, and ends being up taken advantage of by a sleazy and evil art dealer who ends up taking the painting from him without Marcia’s husband getting a penny!

A Truly Devoted Wife

Thankfully, Marcia overheard all of this going down and she is the ultimate hero in Paintings Thief! You see, she is not going to just allow her beloved husband to be swindled like this, even if he is a bit of a moron! She decides to use her special set of skills (kind of like a hotter Liam Neeson from Taken) to infiltrate this art dealers place and get her husband's awesome and very lucrative painting back! Now that is high quality wife material right there am I right?

Sneaking And Stealing!

The gameplay of Paintings Thief is a bit of a mixture of styles, at its core I would say that this is mainly a stealth kind of game as we control Marcia and have her sneaking around each stage, trying to find the exit and neutralize any people that she comes across. She can attack them with her sword, but she also has other abilities too such as being able to turn invisible or binding enemies. There is a MP as well as a HP meter so you cannot abuse your magic powers. There are a decent amount of stages and also a boss, the game for being a stealth game is pretty quick paced and something I found quite addictive.

Getting Caught Is Bad For Her, Good For Us

When you are actually playing Paintings Thief the game is played in an RPG Maker top down kind of style that you have probably seen a million times before. To be fair, the game looks decent, it has a lot of charm to it and I thought that some of the stuff such as the boss designs was a lot of fun. However, the main event here is of course the lewd scenes! You see, if Marcia gets caught, she gets banged pretty brutally by the people she is trying to sneak past. The quality of the sex scenes is fantastic, the art is great and they are even animated. I hope that there are more in the finished version of the game, but what I saw was great!

Pros:

• This is a charming and sexy lewd game
• I liked having to sneak around and take out the guards
• The XXX scenes that I saw were fantastic
• I found the game to have a bit of an addictive quality about it

Cons:

• I hope that the finished version of the game has more XXX scenes in it
• A few more special powers to use would have been fun