Mystery of MILFs

If I were a betting man, I would bet that you came to Mystery of MILFs because of the same reasons that I did. That reason is of course, the super thick and hot milfs that are the stars of this game. What we have here is a lewd sandbox game that may be lacking in content at the moment, but it more than makes up for that in terms of huge boobs, thick thighs and big juicy asses. This is a game that just got weirder and weirder the more I played, but it did not matter as I was here for the thick, mature ladies!

Ok, So This Dude Wants To Bang Milfs…. Right

When I read the synopsis for what Mystery of MILFs was all about, I was pretty certain that this would be the kind of game where you just play as a dude who is looking to get laid all of the time. Hey, that is here in one way, we play a short king who lives in this town and he has a whole host of milfs that he loves and they in turn, want his young meet if you get what I am saying. The thing is, this is all you need in a story like this: just give the player a reason to be doing what they are doing, and that reason needs to lead up to banging one of the babes; it really does not have to be complicated.

I Do Have My Limits

The story of Mystery of MILFs just got more and more insane as I played the game. I am someone who gets a kick out of how crazy and over-the-top lewd games can be. However, this one here took things to a whole new level. To be fair, the synopsis hinted at there being some kind of heroic element to the story, but with a game like this, you would think that just hooking up with the milfs would be enough. That is not the case here, though. In no time at all, I was involved with some kind of drug chase, and people's lives were at stake! This all feels a bit excessive for a game about hooking up with curvy hot babes.

Getting Around Town

I will admit that I was a little bit worried that Mystery of MILFs would be the kind of game that was a bit too cryptic. The story was all over the place, so I had a feeling that the gameplay would be the same as well. That is not the case with this game. What we have going on here is a very linear kind of experience, and while there is a bit of clicking around different areas to progress situations or get what you need. I never once was lost for what to do, as there are not all that many places you need to click. I get that you could argue, this could have been a lewd visual novel, and it would have been non the worse for it.

My Kind Of Town

If it were not for the drug dealers, murderers and other weird stuff going down, the town that Mystery of MILFs is set in would be my dream place! I say that because this game is home to some awesome hot milfs. I love how they are nice and thick, and each one has a unique look about her. This game also has some very well-done sex scenes, and I got a huge kick out of the threesome one. I do have one complaint about the visuals, and that has nothing to do with the ladies, but our MC. Why the heck is this guy so short? Hey, nothing wrong with being a short king at all. However, this guy is verging on looking like a kid, and that is a bit weird.

Pros:

• The selection of thick babes in this game is epic!
• I thought that the game had some amazing character designs
• All of the ladies look unique
• This is a very easy and chill game to play through

Cons:

• The story here did nothing for me at all
• The MC looking so young is a bit off putting