My Family Farm

| a game by | Mr. FarmGuy |
| Platform: | PC (2023) |
| Editor Rating: | 9/10, based on 1 review, 2 reviews are shown |
| User Rating: | 10.0/10 - 1 vote |
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| Updated: | Jan 9, 2026 |
| See also: | Eroge, Hentai Games, Anime Games, Adult Visual Novels, Milking Porn Games |
I will be honest and say that My Family Farm was a game that I thought looked fun, but I was not expecting a great deal from it. I ended up absolutely loving this game and having a great time with it. Now, as I write this, the game is not yet complete, and there seem to be conflicting reports in regards to if the developer has abandoned it or not. I had such a fun time with it. I truly hope that they have not given up on this, as they have something very special going on here. If you liked lewd sandbox adventure games as well as farming games, this could be your next favorite game!
So Crazy, It Just May Work
The story in this game is crazy, but I mean that in a positive way. The basics of My Family Farm are that there was a catastrophic event, and we had to go live on our dead grandma's farm and try to get it back up to its former glory. Well, thanks to the helping hand of a goddess, you would think this would be easy, right? Turns out that there is a group of bad guys that have plans for the town and the city, and now we need to help the mayor deal with them! Yeah, the plot is all over the place, but the writing is pretty damn funny and quirky, so I was smiling the whole time I was playing the game.
Hey, Wanna Play In My Sandbox?
The core gameplay that holds everything together in My Family Farm is best described as a sandbox adventure game. You need to go to certain places at certain times, and this is key, as there is a day and night cycle where certain events and characters can only happen at specific times. There are lewd visual novel elements at play here, too; there are also RPG elements, and at the start of the game, the progression is a little slow, but once you are able to have more energy, the progression actually moves at a pretty quick pace. My advice is to try and get past the first 20 or so minutes and then decide if this is for you or not.
Texting And Farming
As well as the sandbox style gameplay of My Family Farm, you have other gameplay styles here that add a great deal of variety to the game. There is farming, which is kind of basic; you get your seeds, plant them, harvest them, and then sell them, but it is an extra thing for you to do. However, it is the stuff with your phone that I loved. You can text the girls of the town, and the interactions are just so much fun, truly a massive highlight of the game for you. With so much to do, you may be worrying that it is easy to get overwhelmed or lost with what to do next. Well, the game does have a tips system to keep you on track, which I will admit, at first glance, looks very overwhelming, but if you just take each step at a time, it is easy to figure out what you need to do next. Honestly, it is one of the more helpful and in-depth tips/hint systems I have seen in a lewd game.
I Will Fight To The Death For This Town
Hey, that is not an exaggeration. When a town like this has so many hotties, it is easy to see why our star of My Family Farm is willing to do all they can to kick those who wish to take this place over to the curb. I love the character designs in this game, the chicks are all on the thicker side and range from blonde bombshells to big tiddy cow girls that need milking! The game just looks fantastic, and there is always a chick with her boobs or butt hanging out of her far too small clothing! The actual XXX scenes are epic and so much fun. Granted, there could be more animated sex scenes, but the ones that are here are awesome and very well done. If you like the thicker ladies, you will not be disappointed by what this game is offering, that is for sure.
I am honestly surprised that there are not way more glowing reviews for this game, as I had a fantastic time with My Family Farm. To be fair, it does start off a little on the slow side, so perhaps some people tried it and did not like the slow start. However, when this game gets going, it really gets going. I was smiling and laughing the whole time I was playing it, as the stuff the ladies were saying, especially in the text messages, was just so over the top. Even though the game is not complete as I write this, I have to give it such a high score, as I had such a great time playing it.
Pros:
- There are so many fun girls to get to know
- I loved how thick all of the characters were
- There is a lot of variety in the gameplay
- The XXX scenes are freaking amazing!
Cons:
- The game is not complete, and some say it is abandoned
- I will admit, the progression at the start is a little on the slow side
Download My Family Farm
System requirements:
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP
Game Reviews
My Family Farm is an erotic visual novel and farm simulator in one game. After an incident on the other side of the Earth, you have been forced to move to a run-down farm you inherited. Suddenly, an unknown mind-controlling goddess is discovered on the farm. With the help of her power you will have to challenge the gang threatening the innocent small town. A farm where girls give milk. Will you be able to handle such a responsibility?
Pros of the game:
- Farming simulator
- Chats with the girls
- Customize your work routine to fit your schedule











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