Mirena's Ranch

Mirena's Ranch is a fun little lewd adventure game that does not overstay its welcome. You are probably looking at 30 minutes max to play through this and it can be a fun little XXX experience. If you have a thing for huge tiddy cowgirls, you are going to get a massive kick out of the main girl in this game as she is pretty damn awesome. The thing with this game is that there is no real point to it, but once I started playing it, I felt compelled to see it through to the end and I am so glad that I did.

Lending A Helping Udder

The story of Mirena's Ranch is about a young man who lives with his big tiddy cowgirl called Mirena. He has a great life really, he lives alone on this big ranch with Mirena and he gets to milk and play with those massive jugs on a daily basis. When you think about it, this guy has won the life lottery and is living the dream. However, one day a man appears and asks if he and Mirena can help the village by providing them with milk.

Not What You Were Expecting

Hey, I will fully admit that they got me with the story. I thought for sure that the story of Mirena's Ranch was going to be about this dude's big tiddy cowgirl getting railed by the whole village to get her milk, but that is not the case at all. Only our little hero gets to play with these boobs. The thing is, the MC, (the dude, not Marina) is a real whiny little bitch. He is not a likable character at all and he just whines the whole time. Even at the very end when he “stands up” for himself and Mirena it is done in a really cringy way. Now, this may sound like a negative, but I found it pretty damn funny, to be honest with you and it ended up being the highlight of the game, well this and Mirena’s massive boobs of course.

One Maid A Milking

While you can tell that Mirena's Ranch is made with RPG Maker, this is not actually an RPG. I would say that it is more like a walking simulator kind of game as there are no quests, no combat, and pretty much no actual gameplay goals. You just go around, talk to the different villagers (who are pretty weird and amusing) and make your way through the story until you get to the very last XXX scene. There is nothing more to the game, they could have made this a straight up visual novel and nothing would have been lost. Still, I found it kind of charming, almost like a cozy porn game if that makes sense. It was a game where I could just turn my brain off and have some big cowgirl tiddy fun for half an hour.

Pretty Much What You Would Expect

By far the best thing that Mirena's Ranch has going for it is Mirena herself. There is not any actual animation during the lewd scenes, but when she looks this good, I can give the game a pass. Although, seeing those monstrous boobs swinging would have been epic. The game has a decent amount of lewd content for its length and as you would expect, it is mostly themed around milking and her huge boobs, there is one scene with her bent over in the barn and it is absolutely epic. Of course, your love for the visuals is going to all depend on whether you find Mirena hot or not.

Pros:

• How can you not love Mirena?
• Boob lovers will get a huge kick out of this game
• I liked how it was a very chill experience
• It has some epic XXX content

Cons:

• The milking thing is not for everyone
• I wish we got to see those boobs swinging in action!