KINGDOM CUM

If you want a lewd visual novel that is like 90 percent about the XXX content, KINGDOM CUM is probably the game for you. It has a pretty cool fantasy/medieval setting and some fantastic animated sex scenes. However, it is lacking in the story department, but sometimes you just want to see hot characters banging, and that is pretty much what we have been offered here in this game. I played through this in one pretty short sitting, and it was a fun time, so I wanted to talk to you fellow lewd game maniacs about it.

You Know You Play Too Many Lewd Games When…

Ok, before we get into the nitty gritty about KINGDOM CUM, I have to tell you what drew me to this game. Granted, the title is very eye-catching and clearly a play on the game, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and its sequel, Kingdom Come: Deliverance II. However, in addition to the title, I saw a short trailer for the game, and what made me want to play it was the way that the main character's balls swung as he was banging some chick. Yeah, that is a surefire sign that I have played so many lewd games (possibly too many) when a dude's nut sack rocking back and forward is something that catches my attention!

Saving The Town

The fantasy setting of KINGDOM CUM is not something that is ever expanded upon all that much. We play as a character that we can name, and we live in a village that is very close to ruin due to a lack of food. Our father is also sick, and it feels like there are just a ton of things going against our MC right now. However, he and young woman called Elara are going to travel to the “titular” Kingdom Cum to look for food and help. The translation is a bit rough here, as there are more than a few parts I had to read multiple times to fully understand it. Plus, it sometimes felt like the stuff that was written was meant for a different scene than the one the text accompanied.

“Thirsty” Work

You can plow through KINGDOM CUM in one sitting and a pretty short sitting at that. This is a lewd visual novel where you make a choice every now and again, and while I do not think the story has many twists and turns, you can actually lose and have to restart the game; this is the only way that there is any kind of length to the game. What I would recommend that you do is make sure that you save pretty frequently, so that you do not have to restart the whole game. This is most certainly one of those lewd games that is a one-and-done kind of thing, especially as it has a CG viewer so you can check out all of the sex scenes.

Doesn’t He Have A Village And A Dad To Save?

The presentation of the game is something that clicked with me right from the start. Thankfully, in KINGDOM CUM, despite a whole village and his very own dad relying on him. Our MC is not letting this pesky quest get in the way of him getting laid! I felt like the sex scenes were dished out at a very quick rate, and it was like the stuff in between was there to just barely link them together. These are some nice-looking characters, and pretty much every kind of sex you could want is represented here. The smooth animation (remember our discussion about the swinging balls earlier?) is what impressed me the most here.

Pros:

• The sex scenes were awesome
• I was impressed by the animation
• The game does not overstay its welcome
• The fantasy setting was cool

Cons:

• The story was not the best, and made very little sense
• This is not the type of game you would want to play over and over again