Hardrock Sex 3D

When I heard that Hardrock Sex 3D was a lewd rhythm game, I was like, hell yeah, sign me up! I cannot think of many other lewd games of this style and as I love music and hardcore sex, this was like the best of two worlds. I will admit right off the bat, the execution here is not perfect, but I still found myself compelled to keep on playing this. The thing with this game is that I think that they built a solid foundation here so I would love to see a sequel that improves and builds on what they did here.

I Wanna Rock

The story of Hardrock Sex 3D is kind of fun. There is a rockstar dude and two chicks and he is going to get to have fun with both of them. The idea of being a rockstar and getting laid by hot groupies is certainly a fantasy I have had over the years and this does dive into that pretty hard, although calling these chick groupies is not exactly accurate, but you get what I am saying. The story though, never really goes anywhere, but to be fair, it more than gets the job done in linking one sex scene to the next.

Rock Out With Your C**k Out!

If you have played a rhythm game before like Guitar Hero or Rock Band, you probably have an idea of what to expect with Hardrock Sex 3D. You have to press the ASDF keys as the markers move down the screen. It is very much your typical rhythm game based gameplay. You get to pick a “track” and a track is basically a sex scene and you then need to try and get the high score so that the sex scene will keep on playing. This is harder than most other rhythm games because the sex scene happens during gameplay so it can be quite distracting. However, there is another reason as to why it is challenging.

To The Beat!

Most other rhythm games have the notes or whatever you call them needing to be pressed to the beat of the music, even a music shooter like Metal Hellslinger has you pressing the buttons to the beat and that was what I expected with Hardrock Sex 3D. However, that is not the case, there is certainly a beat to the music and the music is fine. However, it is like the notes fall from the screen at random and there is no “to the beat” at all here as the button presses do not happen at the beat, this can make it much more challenging as when you feel that a button should be pressed is not usually when you will have to press it.

Banging In The Back Room

The presentation of Hardrock Sex 3D is pretty solid for the most part. The music is decent enough and the sex scenes are animated as you would expect. The girls look nice and I love the rock and roll setting that the game has. However, while the girls are hot and it is awesome seeing them be naughty. The dude has very strange looking genitalia, it is almost like they are made of plastic, especially his balls. It is hard to explain, but there is just something off, almost like they have a weird shiny filter over them.

Pros:

• The soundtrack is not bad at all
• I liked the rockstar story between the gameplay
• The two ladies are very hot
• The sex scenes are nicely animated

Cons:

• The music actually throws you off
• What is going on with the dudes junk?