Escort Simulator

You do not have to be a genius to figure out what Escort Simulator is all about. This is a 3D sex simulator game. As I write this review, it is important for you guys to know that this game is currently in early access. It has had one significant update since I played the game, but this is very much still in the early stages as there is not a ton of content here just yet, but it does serve as an interesting “promise” for what this game could offer.

It’s Alive, IT’S ALIVE!!!!

There is no story to play through in Escort Simulator. They do mention a story on the STEAM page (yes this game is on STEAM) so I have to assume at some point they plan on adding in some kind of story to what is going on here. As of right now, the whole thing here is just about creating your own dream woman that you can have sex within all kinds of ways. I guess you could come up with your own little naughty story in your head if you want.

Look At My Lips

Even though this game is in early access I have to say that this is a great-looking game. While there is going to be more options available as the game moves through development. Escort Simulator has a ton of different options for you when it comes to making your escort. You can choose her height, hairstyle, color, boobs, butt, and so on. There is plenty of choices and it is only going to get bigger. The room you are having sex in is kind of seedy, but I think that is fitting There are more than enough sex positions to keep you happy and the level of animation is very well done. Speaking of very well done, lip-syncing is being touted as one of this game’s biggest features. There is voice acting in this game and the lip-syncing is very well done, it may not sound like much, but it does help add to the immersion.

If The Room Is Rocking!

The gameplay of Escort Simulator is pretty shallow in all honesty with you. Once you have created your girl, you then get to have sex with her in the positions that you want. You need to build up a pleasure meter and then you can orgasm and that is the end of that session. That is all there really is right now to the gameplay, but if you look at the STEAM page, they mention stuff like boss battles and a story so I have to assume that the game developers do have a lot of plans for the future content for the game.

I was shocked to see so much negativity about this game online, especially with the early adopters on STEAM. This game is very much a work in progress, but I do think it seems very promising with what they have planned for Escort Simulator. If you like 3D sex simulator-style games, you will probably have a fun time with this. Just know that as of writing, the game is still rather lacking in content.

Pros:

• The game looks great
• The lip-syncing is the best I have seen in ANY lewd game
• Plenty of sex positions
• This game is showing a lot of promise

Cons:

• The game is lacking in content
• The voice acting is more funny than sexy

I first played Escort Simulator a couple of years back when it was first released and I just recently stumbled across it and decided to see if it was better or even worse than I remembered it being. It was a game that had a ton of promise and they had some great ideas for future updates, but sadly despite being a relatively hot sex simulator style of game, it never truly lived up to the potential or the idea that the developer had.

Hiring The Right Escort

The first thing that you are probably going to want to do in Escort Simulator is customizing your escort. The game gives you a decent amount of customization options, but I do feel like that as sex is all the game is about, they should have doubled down on this and given us more options. To be fair, for me, there was more than enough to play around with and get creative with what she was wearing. However, I do know that many people feel that there should have been more options available to the player.

Three Ways To Play

When Escort Simulator was first released the developer was talking up all the cool stuff that they had planned for the game and it sadly never came to be. What we do have here are three gameplay options for us. We already talked about customizing your escort, but you also have Strip Tease mode as well. This is pretty self explanatory, your sexy escort will perform a sexy dance for you, this is way hotter than I am making it sound by the way and it is quite a bit of fun. The main game mode here is where you get to watch your escort have some hot sex. That is pretty much all you have as far as game modes go here.

Keeping You Here

By a mile, the best thing that Escort Simulator has going for it is the way that it looks and sounds. Yes, I know that there could be more customization options and that the babe always seems to look the same age no matter what you do. However, the visuals and the animation are very well done and there are a decent amount of sex positions that you can put the characters into. The game does have voice acting and the lip-syncing is honestly better than in some big budget games that I have played. In all, this game looks great and that was what ultimately kept me screwing around with it.

Making Him Pop

There is pretty much nothing to the gameplay in Escort Simulator. Instead, we just watch the sex scene unfold and try to build up a this thing called the pleasure meter, and then the guy can have an orgasm and that is the end of the level, scene, or whatever you want to call it and then you can do another one. That is pretty much all there is to the main gameplay mode of this game. It can be fun to mess around with, but I would wager that most people will have fun with this for a little while, have their fill, and then not really have any desire to come back to it.

Pros:

• I was impressed with the visuals
• Playing around with the different positions is fun
• It has some very impressive lip syncing
• It can be fun to mess around with for a short while

Cons:

• You will probably have had enough after your first play through
• While the lip syncing is great, the voice acting and dialogue are cringy as hell