Cartel Mom

Holy crap is Cartel Mom a wild ride of a lewd visual novel. This is one of those games that you play for the amazing XXX content and you kind of just go along with the story. The story certainly has a good premise, but there is a lot here that makes little sense. Do not worry though, the lewd content in the game more than makes up for it and I can see some people just skipping through the story to check out the hot thick ladies that this game has to offer.

Mama Can You Hear Me?

The premise of Cartel Mom is actually something that I thought was pretty cool. We play the role of a young man who has lived with his aunt and sister in a different country for several years. Our mom has not been part of our lives all this time, but all of a sudden cartel foot soldiers ascend on our town and we discover that our mom is the biggest cartel boss in the world and we are pulled into this world of crime….. and hot thick women who seem to find us irresistible.

No Seriously, What The Heck Is Going On?

When it comes to the story in Cartel Mom, my advice for you is to just go with it. This story is freaking weird, going from getting our first kill to getting rewarded for it by playing with our mom's boobs! By the way, the game at least does give you the option to make the characters “step” characters, I did this, but honestly, you really do not have to. Even if incest is a turn-off for you, the story is so wacky, that it does not matter. To be fair, I do think that the developer had something here with the premise of the story. Oh, I also have to mention a super weird part of the story where it is like the developer is breaking the fourth wall and telling the player exactly what they think! I do not know why this is in there, but man did I get a kick out of it!

My Kind Of Ladies

While the story of Cartel Mom may not have exactly grabbed me, the chicks in this game certainly did. The mom and the aunt are super thick and have massive boobs, I just love the designs of these women. However, there is another girl in the story (called Ria I think) and she was my favorite, she was still nice and thick, but not quite as big as the others, but it was the fact she had a bit of Steph from Life is Strange 3: True Colors about her that I loved. The game has some animated sex scenes and they look good, but I do wish that it had more of them. Also, the MC is so short, that I am not sure what the point of this was, but I guess it does make the women look even thicker, which I am all about!

A Hop, Skip, And A Jump To The Lewd Content

What we have here with the gameplay of Cartel Mom is pretty much a kinetic lewd visual novel. You can just keep hitting that button to make the text go as fast as possible and in all honesty, you are not missing out on anything. The game is very easy to play and it is the kind of game that wants to show off its awesome character models and as a result, there is not exactly a great deal of gameplay for you to bother with here. This works out for the best as I feel if you were forced to really pay attention to the story so that you could make “informed” choices, it probably would have been a more frustrating kind of experience.

Pros:

• The mom is hot
• The aunt is also very hot
• Ria is extra super hot!
• The game has some fantastic and sexy lewd content

Cons:

• The story is hard to follow and makes very little sense
• There is not really any gameplay here

Cartel Mom is an erotic visual novel about a drug cartel, hot mothers and secrets better left unsaid. You and your sister were abandoned by both your parents. At least that's what you thought while living in the care of your kind Auntie. One day your view on the subject changed when, over a simple dinner, bandits tried to attack your house. It turns out that your mother is the head of the biggest cartel in the world and you and your sister are her only weak point. How will your relationship with your mother, whom you barely know, develop now?

Pros of the game:

• Your choices can keep you alive
• Animated 3DCG scenes