Breeding City Welcomes You

If you want something that is lewd, quirky, and fun, Breeding City Welcomes You could be the next best XXX game that you play! I plowed right through this and had a great time in the process, granted, I used a guide. However, when the lewd content is as charming and amusing as it is here, can you blame me for wanting to make sure that I see it all? The best advice I can give you with this one is that if you like the look of the cute pixel art, you 100 percent must check this out, as I am certain that the game will click with you.

When The Birthrate Is Down!

The whole premise behind the story of Breeding City Welcomes You was something that I thought was a great deal of fun. Basically, the birth rates are down in the country, but there are still plenty of women who would like to get pregnant. That is where our role as a birthing officer comes into play. We are here to lend a helping hand…. And our helping penis and sperm to these ladies to help them get pregnant. The fact that we are doing this for our country kind of makes us the ultimate patriots! Sort of like Captain America, if he were tasked with banging chicks instead of fighting Thanos.

Keeping It Quirky

There is not a ton of story here, but what is here is not exactly translated perfectly. While that could be a mark against Breeding City Welcomes You for some people, especially if they find the story interesting. For me, this just added to the quirky charm that the game had. There will be strange translation issues that legit made me laugh. It was never so bad that I had absolutely no idea what the heck was going on. However, it was still something that I noticed, and it kind of cracked me up in places. You know, this may sound strange, but I am not so sure this game is as fun as it is if the translation makes perfect sense!

A Cardboard Penis!

The pixel art that Breeding City Welcomes You has going on is so damn charming and funny, I was smiling the whole time I played the game. However, this game has something that legit made me burst out laughing and grab my phone to take a picture of, and that is a cardboard penis standee with a little smiling face in the breeding office. This guy is the ultimate mascot, and he is awesome! The actual XXX content here is not going to turn you on, but it is so fun and so charming that I am certain you will get a kick out of it. The breeding office has a few different areas, and you can explore the city a little bit as well, so there is a decent amount of variety here in regards to not just the sex acts, but the locations as well.

Letting The Good Times Roll!

So what kind of game is Breeding City Welcomes You? I guess I would say that it is like a lewd adventure game where the most challenging aspect of the gameplay is knowing where to be at a certain time to trigger an event. In that regard, you have a bit of a puzzle thing going on as you try to work out where you need to be. There are some characters that may ask you to do something here and there, too. With the time aspect being the most challenging thing here, do not feel ashamed if, after a while, you decide to crack open the guide. That is what I did, and I never felt like I was having any less fun once I started playing the game this way.

Pros:

• This game is charming, quirky, weird, and fun
• The XXX pixel art is so well done
• I liked the way the game progressed
• I was laughing the whole time I was playing this

Cons:

• The quirkiness of the game may not click with everyone
• I found the translation funny, but some may find it hard to follow