Beowulf
a game by | Ubisoft, and Shanghai UBIsoft Computer Software Co. |
Platforms: | XBox 360, PSP, PC (2007), Playstation 3 (2007) |
User Rating: | 6.0/10 - 2 votes |
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See also: | Hack and Slash Games |
Learning nothing from the many, many terrible movie tie-ins of recent times, Beowulf is yet another abominable silver-screen translation, desperately trying to cash in on Joe Public's awareness of its bigger CGI brother. All the necessary ingredients of rip-off franchise crap are here, from real-life celebrity voices to generic cliches to terrible padding of the movie storyline to make two hours stretch across one terrible game.
Beowulf is an unashamed clone of PS2 slash-'em-up God of War, taking everything from its excessive gore, having a legendary sea creature as the first boss, and worryingly high testosterone levels. It honestly is little more than a smattering of mediocre presentation and repetitive, droolpool-deep combat The "Thanes" that follow you are nothing more than Overlord-style minions that can kill things and move things - but wait; there's more. For some reason, some bright spark decided there could be -nay, must be - some kind of rhythmaction mini-game in which you encourage your men. This makes them work faster, which is fine... but it takes the form of a three-minute song about whores, pillaging and war that pretty much defies description. We'll give it a go, though: utter shit.
The chunky, blurry graphics are at first bearable, but quickly become a terrible mess of greying textures and pug-dog-faced men, mixed with the occasional graphical flourish that seems utterly out of place. There's a game in here somewhere, but it's so lazily developed, so utterly devoid of creativity and verve, that it's not even worth giving half a chance.
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System requirements:
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP
System requirements:
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP
System requirements:
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP
System requirements:
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP
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- Aragami
- Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
- Control
- Beyond Good & Evil 2
- Postal 2: Share The Pain
- Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice
- Dino Crisis
- Urban Chaos
- Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered
- Borderlands: Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot
- Bad Day LA
- Palamedes
- Perfect Assassin
- Rome: Total War
- Super Skweek
- Franky, Joe & Dirk: On The Tiles
- Hebereke's Popoitto
- Herdy Gerdy
- Stormrise
- Dark Void